1 00:00:11,395 --> 00:00:15,732 [jazz plays softly on radio] 2 00:00:41,912 --> 00:00:44,414 [woman] It isn't as flashy as some of the places, 3 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:47,284 but we pride ourselves on being a little classier. 4 00:00:47,384 --> 00:00:51,989 - Hm. The crack's real. - Oh, yes. We call this our earthquake cottage. 5 00:00:52,089 --> 00:00:56,861 Mrs. Porter had occupancy then, during the big one in '33. 6 00:00:56,961 --> 00:00:59,629 Property damage ran into the millions. 7 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:01,665 [man] Would you fix it if I stayed for awhile? 8 00:01:01,766 --> 00:01:04,902 [woman] Oh, no. No, this is our showplace. 9 00:01:05,002 --> 00:01:07,337 Mrs. Porter wouldn't let us touch that wall. 10 00:01:07,437 --> 00:01:11,275 She worked that sampler herself to cover over the hole. 11 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:17,782 - Alrighty. I hope you'll be very happy here. - Thank you. 12 00:01:21,986 --> 00:01:24,889 [jazz continues softly] 13 00:01:27,091 --> 00:01:30,060 * Where'd you get those eyes at? * 14 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:35,432 * Where'd you get those eyes? [scatting] 15 00:01:41,705 --> 00:01:45,309 [rumbling] 16 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:54,184 [man] No, you stupid bastards! Stage nine! 17 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:59,356 [hammering] 18 00:02:11,135 --> 00:02:16,473 [man] Right, take her away. Easy now, easy! 19 00:02:21,979 --> 00:02:24,181 You can't smoke a cigarette when I'm doing this. 20 00:02:24,281 --> 00:02:27,551 It's the first one of the morning. Oh, come on. 21 00:02:27,651 --> 00:02:30,354 [indistinct chatter] 22 00:02:31,788 --> 00:02:35,459 You, let's go, please. Come on. 23 00:02:37,694 --> 00:02:39,363 Come on, come on, come on! 24 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,332 [man] Who needs to get up at 6:30 in the morning like this? 25 00:02:42,432 --> 00:02:43,834 I don't believe it. 26 00:02:44,969 --> 00:02:49,606 [man] Let's go! Up, up, up! Get ready. 27 00:02:49,706 --> 00:02:52,409 All right, everybody in places! 28 00:02:52,509 --> 00:02:57,347 Everybody works! All the extras line up in front of me over here! 29 00:02:57,447 --> 00:02:59,316 - Move along! - Everyone over here! 30 00:02:59,416 --> 00:03:02,386 All the extras, everybody up! Everybody works! 31 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:05,022 - Line up over here! - Get back where... 32 00:03:05,122 --> 00:03:07,858 You, keep going, right up on the steps! 33 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:12,529 You! Come on, come on! You, up on the steps, quick! 34 00:03:12,629 --> 00:03:15,499 All right. You, go on! 35 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:20,670 All right, you. You. Yeah, you, too. You with the moustache, up. 36 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:24,108 [man] On the steps and on the balcony, you know where you were. 37 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,043 Your first position. 38 00:03:26,143 --> 00:03:29,413 It's the crummiest costume I've ever seen. 39 00:03:31,481 --> 00:03:35,652 - [man 1] OK! - [man 2] Hurry it up, hurry it up! Come on! 40 00:03:35,752 --> 00:03:39,523 [man] Take it up to number one. 41 00:03:39,623 --> 00:03:41,791 All right, come on I said, goddamn it! 42 00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:43,360 Get into number one position! 43 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:45,395 All right, boys, let's get the camera back 44 00:03:45,495 --> 00:03:48,465 - to the high position. - [playing harmonica] 45 00:03:48,565 --> 00:03:50,605 [man] Get in position for the shot. Let's go, quick! 46 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,137 [man 2] All right, everyone, this will be picture! 47 00:03:53,237 --> 00:03:54,771 Take your number one positions! 48 00:03:54,871 --> 00:03:58,808 Everyone not working in the shot, leave the set now! 49 00:03:58,909 --> 00:04:01,011 Everybody off! Come on! 50 00:04:01,111 --> 00:04:03,280 That's it. 51 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:05,349 Right, take it up to number one. 52 00:04:05,449 --> 00:04:07,184 [man shouts] 53 00:04:07,284 --> 00:04:09,686 Come on, get in your positions! 54 00:04:09,786 --> 00:04:11,688 [bell rings] 55 00:04:11,788 --> 00:04:15,525 [man] Goddamn it, I said keep it quiet in back of this camera! 56 00:04:16,961 --> 00:04:19,063 Roll the camera. 57 00:04:22,799 --> 00:04:25,669 - 93, take five. - And action! 58 00:04:25,769 --> 00:04:31,041 - [classical music plays] - The Baron and Baroness Klaus von Darmstadt. 59 00:04:31,141 --> 00:04:34,144 Sir Soames and Lady Ursula Ogle. 60 00:04:34,244 --> 00:04:37,114 The Countess of Huschgroo. 61 00:04:37,214 --> 00:04:41,318 Their Excellencies, Monsieur et Madame Echeverrie. 62 00:04:41,418 --> 00:04:47,791 Prince Karl and Princess Helena of Regensburg. 63 00:04:47,891 --> 00:04:51,761 The Baron and Baroness Doybans of Luxembourg. 64 00:04:51,861 --> 00:04:56,733 Prince Simbrun Aruba of Zanzibar. 65 00:04:56,833 --> 00:05:00,070 Lord and Lady Deleon of Kittenden. 66 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:04,541 John Jacob Lloyd, Rector of Jocksbridge. 67 00:05:04,641 --> 00:05:10,680 Sir Sebastian Sinclair and Lady Bartholomew de Lancer. 68 00:05:12,116 --> 00:05:15,319 The Maharajah and Maharani... 69 00:05:27,131 --> 00:05:29,033 Come, puss. Come, puss! No. 70 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:33,437 [boy] * Mama don't want no peas, no rice No coconut oil * 71 00:05:33,537 --> 00:05:38,142 * Mama don't want no peas, no rice No coconut oil * 72 00:05:38,242 --> 00:05:40,144 * Mama don't want no peas, no rice * 73 00:05:40,244 --> 00:05:42,346 * Mama don't want no coconut oil * 74 00:05:42,446 --> 00:05:47,117 * Keeps a bottle of brandy Handy all the day * 75 00:06:02,366 --> 00:06:06,936 Come on up and see me some time, big boy! 76 00:06:07,037 --> 00:06:08,872 [blows raspberry] Ugh! 77 00:06:08,972 --> 00:06:14,244 Adore! Adore, where are you? Adore! 78 00:06:14,344 --> 00:06:17,447 What are you doing in there? What do you think you're doing? 79 00:06:17,547 --> 00:06:19,983 Look at you! You're a mess! Give me that! 80 00:06:20,084 --> 00:06:22,586 Two weeks to get an interview and look at you! You're a mess! 81 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:25,189 - You're a mess! - [man] Turn off the goddamn water. 82 00:06:25,289 --> 00:06:28,625 - [man 2] You go around! - Why should I go around, for Christ's sake? 83 00:06:28,725 --> 00:06:31,195 - I pay rent here! - You mind your tongue, Mr. Kusich! 84 00:06:31,295 --> 00:06:33,029 There are Christians living here! 85 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:36,600 - Who am I? A nigger? - Bye, Daddy! 86 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,703 Car fare. Daddy, I forgot car fare. 87 00:06:39,803 --> 00:06:44,374 [man] Why should I lay out money for you? You worked two days last week. 88 00:06:44,474 --> 00:06:47,577 [shudders] Odlesh, you idiot! 89 00:06:47,677 --> 00:06:51,115 I should make you pay for my cleaning! I'm all soaked! 90 00:06:51,215 --> 00:06:54,551 I pay rent here! You punk! 91 00:06:56,853 --> 00:06:59,089 - Hi. - Good morning. 92 00:06:59,189 --> 00:07:01,791 - Got a car? - No, I don't. 93 00:07:01,891 --> 00:07:06,062 - You should. In this town, it's a necessity. - Yeah, I know. 94 00:07:06,163 --> 00:07:08,132 - Where are you going? - Paramount. 95 00:07:08,232 --> 00:07:11,601 Damn! Can't even share a cab. 96 00:07:13,002 --> 00:07:15,472 Bye! 97 00:07:15,572 --> 00:07:17,507 Goodbye. 98 00:07:19,976 --> 00:07:25,149 - Morning, Mr. Hackett. - Good morning. 99 00:07:25,249 --> 00:07:27,284 Do it now. Do it now. Good. 100 00:07:27,384 --> 00:07:29,119 Do it nicely. Front and back. 101 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:31,655 Did you do it? Go on, do it. 102 00:07:39,062 --> 00:07:42,232 [horn honking] 103 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,317 [indistinct chatter] 104 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:03,987 [man] Twelve pads... What else? 105 00:08:04,087 --> 00:08:06,122 India ink. We need a lot of ink. 106 00:08:06,223 --> 00:08:07,933 What the hell are we ordering all this crap for? 107 00:08:07,957 --> 00:08:09,993 They don't even know we're here, for Christ's sake. 108 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:13,230 Granted, that's how we get away with ordering all of this crap. 109 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,299 - Litho crayons. - Litho crayons. 110 00:08:15,399 --> 00:08:16,766 Give me dozens of litho crayons. 111 00:08:16,866 --> 00:08:20,003 - Dozens of litho crayons. - Yeah, hello? 112 00:08:20,103 --> 00:08:25,209 Yeah, I'm calling about the Chevrolet convertible you have advertised in the paper. 113 00:08:25,309 --> 00:08:27,811 Yeah, what year is it? '31. 114 00:08:27,911 --> 00:08:29,879 Yeah, right. It says for 50 bucks, right? 115 00:08:29,979 --> 00:08:33,283 - Good morning, kids. - Good morning, Mr. Grote. 116 00:08:33,383 --> 00:08:36,586 Good news. I'm sorry about this. We're so goddamn crowded. 117 00:08:36,686 --> 00:08:38,298 - Could you sign this requisition? - Will you check this? 118 00:08:38,322 --> 00:08:39,389 You asked me to draw up 119 00:08:39,489 --> 00:08:41,124 an idea for that cartoon series. 120 00:08:41,225 --> 00:08:43,493 Oh, yes. Now for the good news. 121 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:46,930 I finally found one opening in the drafting department. 122 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,768 I think, um... O'Neill. 123 00:08:51,868 --> 00:08:54,504 - O'Neill? Why O'Neill? - Would you come with me? 124 00:08:54,604 --> 00:08:56,540 Can you tell us how long it'll be? 125 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,175 Last week you said we'd all be assigned to art directors. 126 00:08:59,276 --> 00:09:02,178 If there isn't anything for us to do, why do we come? 127 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:08,218 You're getting paid. How many kids your age can say that? Relax. It's better than relief. 128 00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:10,520 Keep up the good work, boys. 129 00:09:12,121 --> 00:09:16,526 [slow jazz plays] 130 00:09:21,731 --> 00:09:24,301 [horn honks] 131 00:09:42,185 --> 00:09:44,421 * Isn't it romantic? 132 00:09:44,521 --> 00:09:49,859 * Music in the night A dream that can be heard * 133 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:52,496 * Isn't it romantic? 134 00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:58,435 * Moving shadows write the oldest magic word * 135 00:09:58,535 --> 00:10:02,472 * I hear the breezes playing * 136 00:10:02,572 --> 00:10:05,709 * In the trees above 137 00:10:05,809 --> 00:10:09,679 * While all the world is saying * 138 00:10:09,779 --> 00:10:12,882 * You were meant for love 139 00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:15,184 * Isn't it romantic? 140 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:20,324 * Merely to be young on such a night as this * 141 00:10:20,424 --> 00:10:22,726 * Isn't it romantic? 142 00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:28,732 * Every note that's sung is like a lover's kiss * 143 00:10:28,832 --> 00:10:32,902 * Sweet symbols in the moonlight * 144 00:10:33,002 --> 00:10:37,841 * Do you mean that I will fall in love? * 145 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,844 * Perchance 146 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:45,515 * Isn't it romance * 147 00:10:45,615 --> 00:10:48,184 [man] On a very clear day, ladies and gentlemen, 148 00:10:48,284 --> 00:10:51,755 you'll be able to see Catalina Island 149 00:10:51,855 --> 00:10:53,757 right out there in the ocean. 150 00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:57,060 Catalina Island, ladies and gentlemen. 151 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,530 Folks, I'd like to direct your attention now to this imposing erection 152 00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:07,236 constructed for a real-estate promotion that collapsed in the great crash of 1929. 153 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,205 The same year it was built, 154 00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:14,978 Camille McRae, 1929 Clam Queen of Pismo Beach, 155 00:11:15,078 --> 00:11:18,214 came to Hollywood in search of beauty and romance. 156 00:11:18,314 --> 00:11:21,985 - Her eyes must have turned... - I'd adore an ice cream cone. 157 00:11:22,085 --> 00:11:25,422 Chocolate, with lots of little chocolate sprinkles. 158 00:11:25,522 --> 00:11:27,391 - ...beckoning her to stardom. - OK. 159 00:11:27,491 --> 00:11:30,860 Then, in the year of the Great Depression, 1932, 160 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:34,030 Camille drove for the last time into the hills of Hollywood, 161 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:37,434 left her Model T Ford, and climbed painfully, 162 00:11:37,534 --> 00:11:42,572 hand over hand, up the ladder you can see at the rear of the great H. 163 00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:46,910 Each of the unlucky 13 letters stand five stories tall, 164 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:51,715 a mammoth metal monument to this Mecca of broken dreams. 165 00:11:51,815 --> 00:11:56,386 At the top, she shed everything Camille down to her undies 166 00:11:56,486 --> 00:11:58,021 and leapt to her death! 167 00:11:58,121 --> 00:12:00,990 She landed in this very cactus bed and lived for several weeks, 168 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:05,762 a human pin cushion. Naked she was born... 169 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:09,566 You wouldn't believe the way I am about chocolate. 170 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,735 - You know what? - What? 171 00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:14,838 One time when I was a little girl, I locked myself in a bakery truck 172 00:12:14,938 --> 00:12:18,174 and ate the chocolate off everything. [giggles] 173 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:21,077 Isn't that hysterical? 174 00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:23,146 Sometimes, no kidding, 175 00:12:23,246 --> 00:12:27,851 I'd stay in my room all day, and stuff myself with chocolate and make up stories. 176 00:12:27,951 --> 00:12:32,456 I make up stories all the time. Do you want to hear one? 177 00:12:32,556 --> 00:12:36,460 - Sure. - OK. 178 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,670 - [shutter clicks] - Hey, that's not fair! 179 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:50,974 You should warn me. Now, hold this. 180 00:12:52,742 --> 00:12:57,213 OK, there's these two beautiful twin sisters, 181 00:12:57,313 --> 00:13:00,383 and they're identical, except one's good and one's bad. 182 00:13:00,484 --> 00:13:03,920 And the good one is all set to marry this rich handsome boy. 183 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:07,423 But the bad one is jealous, so she puts poison in her pancakes 184 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:13,362 and sends her to the hospital so she can take the good one's place at the wedding. [laughs] 185 00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:15,599 There's more, but... Anyway, 186 00:13:15,699 --> 00:13:19,636 suddenly the good one shows up at the church and she says, 187 00:13:19,736 --> 00:13:23,339 "No, no! I'm the real one!" But no one can tell. 188 00:13:23,439 --> 00:13:25,742 So he has to kiss them both, 189 00:13:25,842 --> 00:13:30,379 see which one kisses the way he remembers... 190 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,583 You're not listening. 191 00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:37,687 Yes, I am. I was just watching their faces. 192 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:43,126 You're funny. 193 00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:46,830 Hey! Want to see me in a movie? 194 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,264 - When? - Now. 195 00:13:48,364 --> 00:13:50,600 - Where? - Glendale. 196 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:55,972 I have to meet this friend of mine who's in it too, but you can come along. 197 00:13:56,072 --> 00:14:01,210 I have a speaking part. The assistant director picked me out of all the girls. 198 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:05,348 - Who's your friend? - I play this sexy harem girl. 199 00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:08,251 He's a cowboy. Earle Shoop. 200 00:14:08,351 --> 00:14:11,655 [orchestral music plays] 201 00:14:18,895 --> 00:14:23,066 - [man] Up, Ali! - [man 2] You mean, "Allez-up!" 202 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,835 Inflation! 203 00:14:25,935 --> 00:14:29,205 - You too? - Later. 204 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,508 Look, Baba! 205 00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:45,254 It's pretty soon. Cigarette me. 206 00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:54,063 Match me. 207 00:14:55,632 --> 00:14:58,167 [men shouting onscreen] 208 00:15:00,369 --> 00:15:02,806 There! There it is! 209 00:15:08,745 --> 00:15:11,514 - There's more. - Why are you so mad? 210 00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:14,317 I just found out what a heel is. 211 00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:20,323 [shouting] 212 00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:27,831 Ali Baba! 213 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:29,398 There! 214 00:15:29,498 --> 00:15:32,869 [all shouting] Ali! 215 00:15:43,747 --> 00:15:45,949 They ruined it. 216 00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:50,319 Cut out the best part. 217 00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,659 There was a part where I said, "Allah, be merciful!" 218 00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:59,095 [announcer] These are scenes of great importance to contemporary history. 219 00:15:59,195 --> 00:16:02,165 It stinks, doesn't it, Tod? I want your honest opinion. 220 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,567 You looked great. 221 00:16:04,668 --> 00:16:06,269 I did look OK, didn't I? 222 00:16:06,369 --> 00:16:08,889 Didn't see your handsome profile, Earle. Where were you, partner? 223 00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:13,710 They had me covered in one of them sheets, that's why. I worked three days. 224 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:17,080 [gasps] Why, that's me! 225 00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:21,885 Listen, you don't suppose we could, uh, 226 00:16:21,985 --> 00:16:25,722 - steal it, could we? - [announcer continues, indistinct] 227 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:37,633 Hey, you! What do you think you're doing? 228 00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:39,302 Hey! You're smashing my property! 229 00:16:39,402 --> 00:16:42,538 You come back here! I'm going to call the police! 230 00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:47,643 - [continues shouting] - [announcer continues] 231 00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:51,347 [man] Hollywood! 232 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,055 [woman] Hey, hey, hey! 233 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:04,293 - Hm! [laughs] - Oh! 234 00:17:05,528 --> 00:17:07,864 Come on, Earle's gonna take us all for hamburgers. 235 00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:10,333 Shucks, Faye, you know I'm flat. 236 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:14,470 You big dope! I'm fed up with you sponging. 237 00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:18,875 - I'm working a rodeo Saturday. - It's always the same story with you. 238 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:21,711 This time you're gonna have to walk home. 239 00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:24,447 [car starts] 240 00:17:30,219 --> 00:17:32,021 [door opens] 241 00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:49,038 Thanks for leaving the lights on! 242 00:17:50,173 --> 00:17:52,041 Pop? 243 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,882 Daddy! 244 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,352 Daddy! 245 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,735 [knocking] 246 00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:27,576 Changed my mind about that drink. 247 00:18:27,676 --> 00:18:29,946 Pop's not home yet. 248 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:42,458 Just let me get some of... this out of the way. 249 00:18:46,863 --> 00:18:51,835 - Hope you like Scotch. - I prefer champagne. 250 00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:03,880 - Hasn't she fixed that wall yet? - I like it. 251 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:06,049 Grows on you. 252 00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:08,918 You're funny. 253 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,295 Here's to it. 254 00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:24,968 [chuckles] 255 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:32,308 Got a radio? 256 00:19:32,408 --> 00:19:36,479 - Can we have some music? - Sure. 257 00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:42,685 [turns on radio] 258 00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:46,022 [soft music plays] 259 00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:50,960 Oh. 260 00:19:53,262 --> 00:19:56,732 - Do you need this? - Oh, God! Don't remind me. 261 00:19:56,832 --> 00:20:00,904 If you don't like it, I'd like it. You're my first movie star. 262 00:20:01,004 --> 00:20:03,940 Shall I sign it? 263 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,176 Yeah, that'd be nice. Thank you. 264 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:20,523 "Affectionately yours, Faye Greener." 265 00:20:34,437 --> 00:20:37,941 - God, who's that? - Why? 266 00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:41,210 I hate people with thin lips. 267 00:20:42,211 --> 00:20:44,613 People with thin lips are mean. 268 00:20:44,713 --> 00:20:48,151 That's true. I read that somewhere. 269 00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:52,555 - That's my father. - Oh! [chuckles] 270 00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:55,224 Shut my mouth! 271 00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:58,327 He's really a very kind man. 272 00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:01,597 You wouldn't want to draw me. 273 00:21:01,697 --> 00:21:04,000 I don't have all those lines. 274 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,670 - You have lines. You have lots of lines. - Where? 275 00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,739 The line of your cheekbone, 276 00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:13,642 the line of your neck... 277 00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:18,681 ...the line of your shoulder... 278 00:21:21,985 --> 00:21:24,153 ...your back. 279 00:21:26,889 --> 00:21:29,959 You're all lines. 280 00:21:30,059 --> 00:21:33,462 Changing lines as the light changes. 281 00:21:40,736 --> 00:21:46,575 God knows when he'll show. When he starts boozing it up... 282 00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:53,016 If you don't want to be alone, you could stay here. 283 00:21:55,951 --> 00:21:59,555 You don't think I'm just a dumb blonde? 284 00:22:00,889 --> 00:22:03,526 I think I'm in love with you. 285 00:22:16,705 --> 00:22:18,907 Please hold me. 286 00:22:19,008 --> 00:22:21,544 Just hold me. 287 00:22:28,217 --> 00:22:29,685 - [door opens] - [man] Daughter? 288 00:22:29,785 --> 00:22:31,520 Shh! Pop's home. 289 00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:33,656 [man] Daughter! 290 00:22:35,124 --> 00:22:37,393 I gotta go. 291 00:22:40,196 --> 00:22:42,565 [door closes] 292 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,267 [drum roll] 293 00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:48,504 - [all] Bye! Bye-bye! - [band plays fanfare] 294 00:22:48,604 --> 00:22:51,707 - Bye, everybody! - Bye! 295 00:22:51,807 --> 00:22:53,942 [man] Say hi to your mother. 296 00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:55,644 [indistinct chatter] 297 00:22:55,744 --> 00:23:00,083 - [man] Now! - [all cheering] 298 00:23:00,183 --> 00:23:04,720 Goddamn it, look happy! 299 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:07,656 If the director says cry, you're supposed to cry. 300 00:23:07,756 --> 00:23:10,359 Want me to teach you how to cry? Want me to teach you how to cry? 301 00:23:10,459 --> 00:23:13,162 - Want me to teach you how to cry? - Shut up! 302 00:23:13,262 --> 00:23:16,099 - Adore! [screams] Pick it up! - No! 303 00:23:16,199 --> 00:23:17,500 - Pick it up! - No! 304 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,137 Adore, how dare you do this to me! 305 00:23:21,237 --> 00:23:26,142 Adore, come here this minute! Adore! 306 00:23:27,009 --> 00:23:28,811 Mr. Estee! 307 00:23:28,911 --> 00:23:32,781 - Mr. Estee, my name's Hackett... - This is hardly the moment. 308 00:23:32,881 --> 00:23:35,384 Uh, Tod Hackett from Yale. 309 00:23:35,484 --> 00:23:37,329 And I wondered if you had a chance to look through my portfolio. 310 00:23:37,353 --> 00:23:39,522 - I'm sorry, Mr. Estee. - You know, I'm from Yale. 311 00:23:39,622 --> 00:23:41,824 - Yes, sir, I know. - "Boola, Boola," and all that. 312 00:23:41,924 --> 00:23:44,627 We'll talk in the morning. I know you're anxious to get home. 313 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:49,932 - [Mr. Estee] Oh... - [girls chattering] 314 00:23:50,032 --> 00:23:53,702 - Have you had a chance to look at my work? - I did, as a matter of fact. 315 00:23:53,802 --> 00:24:00,109 Why doesn't he try his hand at some production sketches. What do you know about Waterloo? 316 00:24:05,281 --> 00:24:08,417 [dramatic moaning] 317 00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:20,229 [distant rumbling, gunfire] 318 00:24:20,329 --> 00:24:22,798 [horse whinnies] 319 00:24:22,898 --> 00:24:26,235 [men shouting] 320 00:24:29,305 --> 00:24:33,742 - [explosions] - [gunfire] 321 00:24:46,289 --> 00:24:49,525 Oh! Isn't he clever? Look, Mary! 322 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,860 I told you one day we'll be proud to know him. 323 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,997 I need one more sketch of you. So, Mary, do you have to be someplace? 324 00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:58,267 - [Mary] Central Casting. Mary Dove. - We could have dinner. 325 00:24:58,367 --> 00:25:01,470 - I'm on a diet. - Or go dancing. 326 00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:04,573 - Coconut Grove? - I promised her. 327 00:25:04,673 --> 00:25:06,742 - Do you know what? - What? 328 00:25:06,842 --> 00:25:08,911 You need a shave. 329 00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:11,714 - I gotta go. - Shall I wait in the car? 330 00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:14,483 - Yeah. Just a minute, OK? - Sure thing, Freckles. 331 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:16,719 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 332 00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:18,454 Listen, the feature starts at 7:10, 333 00:25:18,554 --> 00:25:21,357 and we don't want to miss the cartoons. 334 00:25:21,457 --> 00:25:25,394 Mm! Whoa there, palsy walsy! 335 00:25:25,494 --> 00:25:27,830 - Mama's spent. - What happened? 336 00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:31,033 Nothing happened. I like you a lot. 337 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:34,303 - I love you. - Don't spoil it. 338 00:25:34,403 --> 00:25:37,172 - I love you. - Don't say that. 339 00:25:37,273 --> 00:25:38,941 It's true. 340 00:25:40,142 --> 00:25:41,244 Love's special. 341 00:25:41,344 --> 00:25:43,011 Yes, it is. 342 00:25:43,111 --> 00:25:45,080 Don't make me hurt you. 343 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:47,950 You're very kind and clever. 344 00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:51,387 But I could only let a really rich man love me. 345 00:25:51,487 --> 00:25:55,858 I could only love someone criminally handsome. 346 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,763 Please try to understand. 347 00:26:07,636 --> 00:26:10,539 That's how I am. I'm sorry. 348 00:26:56,585 --> 00:27:00,356 - Do you mind if I...? - They're rough. I concentrated on faces. 349 00:27:00,456 --> 00:27:06,562 You know, camp followers, peasants, watching the battle, waiting for blood. 350 00:27:06,662 --> 00:27:08,797 Women at Waterloo? Is that in the script? 351 00:27:08,897 --> 00:27:11,634 Yes, there were women at Waterloo. I found that in research. 352 00:27:11,734 --> 00:27:14,637 - There were women. - Get a little sex in, huh? 353 00:27:14,737 --> 00:27:18,574 Boola, boola! I'll buy that. 354 00:27:19,842 --> 00:27:22,277 - Found a place to live? - San Bernardino Arms. 355 00:27:22,378 --> 00:27:26,582 - Comfortable? - The best way to describe it is sort of early earthquake. 356 00:27:26,682 --> 00:27:30,252 [laughs] I like that, "early earthquake." 357 00:27:30,353 --> 00:27:32,721 Hollywood is a disaster area. 358 00:27:34,222 --> 00:27:35,958 - Got a girl? - There's a girl 359 00:27:36,058 --> 00:27:39,227 - at the San Berdoo. - Sounds like a cowboy song. 360 00:27:39,328 --> 00:27:43,098 That's Faye. The Tin Pan Alley tune you can't get out of your head. 361 00:27:43,198 --> 00:27:44,833 Oh, I know. 362 00:27:48,203 --> 00:27:52,074 Why don't you come by for dinner this evening? Are you free? 363 00:27:52,174 --> 00:27:54,943 Bring her along if you like. 364 00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:58,113 No, I'll come alone. Thank you. 365 00:27:58,213 --> 00:28:04,720 I like your work. You're probably a little too facile for your own good, but... 366 00:28:04,820 --> 00:28:07,923 That can be an advantage out here. 367 00:28:08,924 --> 00:28:10,459 Let's give it a try. 368 00:28:14,697 --> 00:28:18,467 So about 7:00, then. And later we're all going to a sporting house 369 00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:21,837 to see some stag reels. Should be a lot of fun. 370 00:28:21,937 --> 00:28:23,872 Fine. 371 00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,979 Ah... 372 00:28:56,304 --> 00:28:59,875 [music plays softly] 373 00:29:04,212 --> 00:29:10,018 Aren't we fancy? Must be going some place incredibly important. 374 00:29:10,118 --> 00:29:14,523 - Just my boss. - Oh. Old friends aren't important enough for your boss. 375 00:29:14,623 --> 00:29:18,961 Oh, don't apologize. I understand. 376 00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:21,830 Hollywood parties, puke! 377 00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:26,802 - Bye, now. - Good night, Miss Greener. 378 00:29:28,571 --> 00:29:33,241 * Throw me a beam or two 379 00:29:33,341 --> 00:29:35,944 * Wished on a star 380 00:29:36,044 --> 00:29:40,783 * And asked for a dream or two * 381 00:29:40,883 --> 00:29:45,087 * I looked for every loveliness * 382 00:29:45,187 --> 00:29:48,824 - * It all came true - [indistinct chatter] 383 00:29:48,924 --> 00:29:52,327 * I wished on the moon 384 00:29:52,427 --> 00:29:56,899 * For you * 385 00:29:56,999 --> 00:30:01,036 Come along, Froufrou, here we go. 386 00:30:01,136 --> 00:30:03,739 Champagne for eight. 387 00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:06,775 Five, six, seven, eight... 388 00:30:08,243 --> 00:30:10,746 Excuse me, please. 389 00:30:13,148 --> 00:30:15,884 That's a good dog. 390 00:30:18,053 --> 00:30:19,822 - Claude! - Audrey, darling! 391 00:30:19,922 --> 00:30:22,190 Alice, how nice to see you again. 392 00:30:22,290 --> 00:30:26,328 Won't you all come in. I was telling Mrs. Princetee only yesterday 393 00:30:26,428 --> 00:30:29,164 that the Estees are my favorite couple. 394 00:30:29,264 --> 00:30:32,535 [indistinct chatter] 395 00:30:33,869 --> 00:30:37,606 For your collection, Audrey, a small token of our esteem. 396 00:30:37,706 --> 00:30:40,709 How charming. So thoughtful of you. 397 00:30:40,809 --> 00:30:43,145 [woman] What a fantastic room! 398 00:30:43,245 --> 00:30:46,782 I shall call it Wally. 399 00:30:46,882 --> 00:30:49,160 [man] What delights have you in store for us this evening? 400 00:30:49,184 --> 00:30:53,989 - I want Scotch. - We'll stay with the wine. 401 00:30:55,023 --> 00:30:57,560 Audrey bores me. 402 00:30:58,627 --> 00:31:00,929 I want to go to the Clover Club. 403 00:31:01,029 --> 00:31:05,834 - I have an early call. - [man] OK, get ready. Here it comes. 404 00:31:11,674 --> 00:31:16,945 In any other town, Audrey would probably be running a successful lending library. 405 00:31:17,045 --> 00:31:20,783 - [woman] Focus! - [Tod] Focus it. 406 00:31:22,317 --> 00:31:24,219 Le Predicament de Cherie. 407 00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:27,756 [man] It's the one with the French maid. I've seen this. 408 00:31:27,856 --> 00:31:30,292 - [woman] She's flat-chested! - [woman 2] You should talk! 409 00:31:30,392 --> 00:31:32,828 - [Tod] Knock, knock! - [woman] It looks like fun. 410 00:31:32,928 --> 00:31:36,565 [man] It's Papa is who it is. She's gotta hide. I've seen it. 411 00:31:36,665 --> 00:31:39,267 [woman] You've seen it six times too, yes! 412 00:31:39,367 --> 00:31:41,236 [laughter] 413 00:31:43,706 --> 00:31:45,908 [man] He's not hitting her. There's no marks. 414 00:31:46,008 --> 00:31:48,577 [woman] I saw a stretch mark. 415 00:31:48,677 --> 00:31:50,579 She'll end up with Papa. 416 00:31:52,014 --> 00:31:55,317 [woman] Oh, why do they always have their socks on? 417 00:31:57,452 --> 00:32:01,089 - [man] Looks like Tod! - [laughter] 418 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:05,127 There's no real sensuality. 419 00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:09,665 - It's all so slap-bang. - [woman] So to speak. 420 00:32:09,765 --> 00:32:12,835 [phone rings] 421 00:32:19,908 --> 00:32:25,714 Well, if you'll excuse me, I must pee. 422 00:32:25,814 --> 00:32:29,417 Do you gamble? I want you to take me to the Clover Club. 423 00:32:29,517 --> 00:32:34,156 Joan's coming, aren't you, dear? 424 00:32:35,824 --> 00:32:38,661 I better help her. 425 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,669 [man] She has varicose veins. 426 00:32:46,769 --> 00:32:51,807 [woman laughs] I wonder where they found her. 427 00:32:51,907 --> 00:32:55,043 - Oh, look! - Yes, you see they're all together... 428 00:32:55,143 --> 00:32:57,780 It's a... Oh, the film broke! 429 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,048 - [all complaining] - [man] We want our money back. 430 00:33:00,148 --> 00:33:03,485 [woman] Just when things were getting interesting! 431 00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:05,854 [indistinct chatter] 432 00:33:05,954 --> 00:33:07,956 [woman] I've seen it six times. I can tell you... 433 00:33:08,056 --> 00:33:09,792 [man] That's all you ever do is see this. 434 00:33:09,892 --> 00:33:11,302 [woman] I'm tired of hearing you talk about... 435 00:33:11,326 --> 00:33:12,928 [man] Did you see this Hedy Lamarr movie? 436 00:33:13,028 --> 00:33:14,730 [woman] Oh, yes! I saw that one twice. 437 00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:17,499 Yes, of course. 438 00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:19,534 Oh, yes, yes. 439 00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:21,704 Yes, Harold's friend. 440 00:33:21,804 --> 00:33:23,939 11:00 will be fine. 441 00:33:24,039 --> 00:33:26,208 What hotel are you staying? 442 00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:29,311 I'm sorry. I ought to remember that, yes. 443 00:33:29,411 --> 00:33:32,480 Yes, what room? 405. 444 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:36,351 Of course. The arrangements are always the same. 445 00:33:42,825 --> 00:33:45,193 [slow jazz plays] 446 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,956 [Mr. Estee] Tod! 447 00:34:20,829 --> 00:34:24,166 [man] Claude! The film's starting! 448 00:34:24,266 --> 00:34:29,872 Claude, you remember the girl I was telling you about at the San Berdoo? 449 00:34:29,972 --> 00:34:33,675 Well, her best friend, 450 00:34:33,776 --> 00:34:35,577 Mary Dove, works here. 451 00:34:35,677 --> 00:34:38,881 And I was wondering if you could ask Audrey 452 00:34:38,981 --> 00:34:42,717 if Faye Greener works here too. 453 00:34:49,057 --> 00:34:52,260 Audrey doesn't know the name. She'll ask Mary when she's free. 454 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,564 If your little friend's available, you'll hear from her. 455 00:34:56,664 --> 00:34:58,700 What's your phone number? 456 00:34:58,801 --> 00:35:03,238 Don't worry. What's your number? 457 00:35:03,338 --> 00:35:05,774 Hollywood 9742. 458 00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:23,658 - [man grunts] - Jesus! 459 00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:27,062 - You can't sleep here. - The hell you say! 460 00:35:27,162 --> 00:35:31,533 - You'll catch cold. - Hey! You bitch! 461 00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:35,337 - Open this door before I freeze my balls off! - Shut up! 462 00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:40,275 - You'll wake everybody up! - Oh, you dirty...! Open this up! 463 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:42,410 - You! - Ma'am, please! 464 00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:46,614 - You white trash, you! - Caterpillar pecker! 465 00:35:46,714 --> 00:35:49,184 Oh! 466 00:35:49,284 --> 00:35:52,454 Let's go to your place, Hackett. I need a drink. 467 00:35:52,554 --> 00:35:56,058 That's what I get for fooling around with four-bit broads. 468 00:35:56,158 --> 00:35:58,126 All slut, and a yard wide! 469 00:35:58,226 --> 00:36:01,629 I'll tell you, no quiff gives Abe Kusich the fingeroo! 470 00:36:01,729 --> 00:36:06,368 Not when I can get her leg broke for 20 bucks and I got 20! 471 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:10,338 If you hadn't have come along, Hackett, she would have got it. 472 00:36:10,438 --> 00:36:13,641 - Forget it. - Forget it? Forget nothing! 473 00:36:13,741 --> 00:36:18,046 I remember those who do me dirt and those who do me favors. 474 00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:26,889 - You play the ponies? - Sometimes. 475 00:36:26,989 --> 00:36:31,659 Remember, Tragopan in the fifth at Tanforan. 476 00:36:31,759 --> 00:36:37,332 - [phone ringing nearby] - Answer the phone, you bitch! 477 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:40,568 Tragopan! 478 00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:46,875 - Stop, thief! That's my radio! - Oh, be quiet! 479 00:36:46,975 --> 00:36:50,512 That's my radio! Come back here, you thief! 480 00:36:50,612 --> 00:36:51,947 You dirty dog! 481 00:36:52,047 --> 00:36:56,851 [man] Shut up out there, you goddamn dwarf! 482 00:36:56,952 --> 00:36:59,287 You pygmy, shut up! 483 00:36:59,387 --> 00:37:03,825 I'll come out and beat you down with a mousetrap. 484 00:37:03,926 --> 00:37:06,528 [man continues muttering indistinctly] 485 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,968 [phone rings next door] 486 00:37:43,065 --> 00:37:45,667 [Faye laughs] 487 00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:52,975 [man] Who called, Faye? 488 00:37:53,075 --> 00:37:57,645 Faye? Faye! Who was that? 489 00:37:59,714 --> 00:38:02,184 Daughter? 490 00:38:02,284 --> 00:38:04,552 - Sweetheart! - [Faye] Yes! 491 00:38:04,652 --> 00:38:09,524 I shall be working the east side of Pinyon Canyon this morning, 492 00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:13,795 in case my agent finds it imperative to call me. 493 00:38:13,895 --> 00:38:16,664 [jazz plays] 494 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:22,170 Hi. Have a good time last night? 495 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:27,075 - Hollywood parties. - My friend Mary Dove phoned me. 496 00:38:27,175 --> 00:38:30,045 - [laughs] - I'm late. 497 00:38:33,448 --> 00:38:37,252 - Good morning, Harry. - [laughs] How are you? 498 00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:46,261 Hey, hey, hey! You dropped a nickel. 499 00:38:46,361 --> 00:38:50,098 The damn pigeons. [laughs] Huh? 500 00:38:50,198 --> 00:38:52,000 You want me to drop you someplace? 501 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,569 That'd be very neighborly. What's happened here? 502 00:38:54,669 --> 00:38:58,473 - I really tied one on, I guess. - I guess so. 503 00:38:58,573 --> 00:39:00,642 I really tied one on. 504 00:39:11,019 --> 00:39:14,389 Oh, this is... Well... 505 00:39:14,889 --> 00:39:16,324 ...I'm on! 506 00:39:16,424 --> 00:39:21,329 Hello, suckers, here I come! Hooray! Whee! 507 00:39:21,429 --> 00:39:22,864 [humming] 508 00:39:22,964 --> 00:39:26,068 [laughs] So long, Harry. 509 00:39:26,168 --> 00:39:30,605 [Harry] Whoa! Don't let them get you down! 510 00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:37,112 [sighs] 511 00:39:37,212 --> 00:39:42,584 [band plays ragtime] 512 00:39:56,764 --> 00:39:59,501 Hello, Mrs. Lady. How do you do? 513 00:39:59,601 --> 00:40:01,669 I'd like to entertain you for a moment or two. 514 00:40:01,769 --> 00:40:05,240 I'll sing and I'll dance, and I'll take a chance 515 00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:08,443 to sell a little bottle of magic to you. 516 00:40:12,514 --> 00:40:15,383 - Oh, Jesus! - [dog barks] 517 00:40:15,483 --> 00:40:19,487 - Miracle solvent. - No, thanks. 518 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:22,724 [dog barks] 519 00:40:29,597 --> 00:40:31,633 [coughs] 520 00:40:44,512 --> 00:40:47,382 Are you interested in magic, sir? 521 00:40:47,482 --> 00:40:50,985 Of course you are. Watch this, sir. Watch this. 522 00:40:51,085 --> 00:40:52,954 That's magic. Huh? 523 00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:56,391 [humming] 524 00:40:56,491 --> 00:41:00,695 That is magic, sir. That's magic, sir. 525 00:41:00,795 --> 00:41:02,430 Magic is what I'm selling. 526 00:41:02,530 --> 00:41:04,932 I'm selling Miracle magic. 527 00:41:05,032 --> 00:41:08,203 Miracle! Sir... 528 00:41:09,471 --> 00:41:11,373 Oh... 529 00:41:19,781 --> 00:41:21,749 [coughs] 530 00:41:27,655 --> 00:41:29,591 [doorbell rings] 531 00:41:30,325 --> 00:41:31,993 Ah! Hello, little lady. 532 00:41:32,093 --> 00:41:33,361 How do you do? 533 00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:34,996 [cuckoo clock sounds] 534 00:41:35,096 --> 00:41:39,501 Let me tell you about the famous Miracle solvent. 535 00:41:50,312 --> 00:41:54,349 - [panting, coughing] - [doorbell rings] 536 00:41:57,352 --> 00:42:01,289 [Harry coughing] The name's Harry Greener. 537 00:42:01,389 --> 00:42:06,994 I'm going to give you absolutely free a genuine bottle of Miracle solvent, 538 00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:08,663 - for nothing. - Thank you. 539 00:42:08,763 --> 00:42:09,631 Just give me 25 cents 540 00:42:09,731 --> 00:42:11,899 to cover costs, two bits, a quarter. 541 00:42:11,999 --> 00:42:15,937 - They only cost half that in the store. - What? That? 542 00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:18,206 [laughs] 543 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:23,110 Take it, take it for nothing. 544 00:42:23,211 --> 00:42:28,550 - Maybe this is a better polish. - [laughs] No, keep your money. 545 00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:32,887 I won't take it. [laughing] 546 00:42:36,591 --> 00:42:39,694 - Please stop. - [laughing] 547 00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:45,833 [gasping, laughing] 548 00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:49,003 Stop! Stop, please. 549 00:42:49,103 --> 00:42:52,340 [laughing] 550 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,778 Oh! I'm late. Olive oil. 551 00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:04,686 On time? [laughs] 552 00:43:04,786 --> 00:43:08,390 Hey! Ta-da! 553 00:43:10,825 --> 00:43:13,395 [sighs] 554 00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:16,097 Wait a minute... 555 00:43:16,197 --> 00:43:18,400 Help. 556 00:43:20,468 --> 00:43:24,005 [wheezing] Do you have any spirits... 557 00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:26,708 ...in the house? 558 00:43:49,864 --> 00:43:52,367 [doorbell rings] 559 00:44:00,842 --> 00:44:04,612 - Is my father in there? - [Harry] Faye. 560 00:44:04,712 --> 00:44:07,482 Faye? 561 00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:10,217 - Now what in hell's the matter? - He's had a fit. 562 00:44:10,318 --> 00:44:12,520 I've been badly taken. 563 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:16,924 This gentleman let me stay here a minute... minute. 564 00:44:17,024 --> 00:44:20,762 Simpson, Homer Simpson. 565 00:44:22,129 --> 00:44:25,833 Faye Greener. How do you do? 566 00:44:28,035 --> 00:44:30,338 Charmed. 567 00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:32,940 Speak to me, Daddy. 568 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,909 Come on, don't give me that phony Camille bit. 569 00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:37,011 On your feet! 570 00:44:37,111 --> 00:44:40,448 [rasping] I can't, honey. 571 00:44:42,016 --> 00:44:45,620 - Please let him rest there. - Yes, of course. 572 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,222 He has a vile heart, poor dear. 573 00:44:48,322 --> 00:44:51,659 I've begged and begged him to see a specialist, but you men are all alike. 574 00:44:51,759 --> 00:44:53,561 He ought to go to a doctor. 575 00:44:53,661 --> 00:44:57,131 When he didn't come home for lunch I began to worry. 576 00:44:57,231 --> 00:44:59,667 I was making salmon salad for lunch. 577 00:44:59,767 --> 00:45:02,504 Salmon salade with lots of mayonnaise, huh? 578 00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:05,773 I adore it. Let me help. 579 00:45:09,276 --> 00:45:11,446 Oh, just move in? 580 00:45:12,213 --> 00:45:15,383 - Can I use your phone? - Yes. 581 00:45:21,188 --> 00:45:23,825 [dialing] 582 00:45:30,398 --> 00:45:33,401 Makes me hungry just to look. 583 00:45:34,268 --> 00:45:37,071 [dialing phone] 584 00:45:39,173 --> 00:45:42,209 - [woman] Central Casting. - Faye Greener. 585 00:45:42,309 --> 00:45:46,548 - Nothing for you today. - Thank you. 586 00:45:56,057 --> 00:46:01,262 My father really isn't a peddler, you know. He's an actor. 587 00:46:01,362 --> 00:46:03,598 And my mother was an actress, 588 00:46:03,698 --> 00:46:07,134 a dancer, before she ran away. 589 00:46:07,234 --> 00:46:12,540 - The theater is in our blood. - I never saw very many shows. 590 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,909 I'm going to be a big star someday. 591 00:46:17,278 --> 00:46:19,346 It's my whole life. 592 00:46:19,447 --> 00:46:22,484 It's... very daring, I know, 593 00:46:22,584 --> 00:46:24,952 but it's the only thing in the world I want. 594 00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:30,525 - It's good to know what you want. - If I'm not... 595 00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:38,566 I bet I know what you'd like. 596 00:46:39,734 --> 00:46:41,803 I bet you'd like some ice cream. 597 00:46:41,903 --> 00:46:45,540 I could phone the drugstore and they could send some right over. 598 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,644 - Oh, please don't. - It's no trouble. 599 00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:54,649 [Faye] I'll get fat. 600 00:46:54,749 --> 00:46:58,219 I can get very fat. 601 00:46:58,319 --> 00:46:59,721 [laughs] 602 00:46:59,821 --> 00:47:02,089 Do you think fat women are going to be popular next year? 603 00:47:02,189 --> 00:47:05,760 I don't. I think it's just publicity for Mae West. 604 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:08,029 - [chuckles] - [laughs] 605 00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:10,632 - [Harry] Laughter and merriment? - You OK now, Pop? 606 00:47:10,732 --> 00:47:16,270 I'm fine and dandy, baby. I'm as lively as a flea, as the fella said. 607 00:47:16,370 --> 00:47:19,641 It's a nice place you got here, mister. Are you married? 608 00:47:19,741 --> 00:47:22,209 - Daddy! - Ooh! I'd be scared and lonely 609 00:47:22,309 --> 00:47:24,879 living in a big, old place like this all alone. 610 00:47:24,979 --> 00:47:27,682 You ever think of taking in boarders? 611 00:47:27,782 --> 00:47:30,818 That's enough, Daddy. Thank you. 612 00:47:30,918 --> 00:47:34,989 You did a Christian deed and God will reward you, son. 613 00:47:35,089 --> 00:47:37,992 Please look us up. We're just down at the San Berdoo. 614 00:47:38,092 --> 00:47:40,971 - You know, the San Bernardino Arms bungalow... - Don't forget your bottle 615 00:47:40,995 --> 00:47:44,532 - of Miracle solvent. - I nearly did forget. Thank you. 616 00:47:44,632 --> 00:47:47,234 Oh, thank you. 617 00:47:57,344 --> 00:47:59,914 You OK now, Daddy? 618 00:48:17,098 --> 00:48:20,735 [alarm ringing] 619 00:49:49,490 --> 00:49:52,426 [Faye] Tod! Tod! 620 00:49:52,526 --> 00:49:57,364 - [knocking] - Tod! Tod! 621 00:49:57,464 --> 00:49:59,566 Tod, come to the door! 622 00:49:59,667 --> 00:50:03,738 Come to the door! Come on! 623 00:50:10,211 --> 00:50:14,415 I'm glad you're home. I'm scared! I think he's dying! 624 00:50:14,515 --> 00:50:18,252 Did you ever hear anybody dying? 625 00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:22,824 - What's a death rattle sound like? Have you heard one? - No. 626 00:50:22,924 --> 00:50:25,960 God, the way he's breathing, it woke me up! 627 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:30,264 - [sobbing] Who did you hear? - My mother. 628 00:50:30,364 --> 00:50:33,300 [wheezing] 629 00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:37,739 Daddy, are you OK? 630 00:50:37,839 --> 00:50:40,908 - Speak to me. - Is that Faye? 631 00:50:41,008 --> 00:50:44,011 - Yeah. - [wheezing] 632 00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:46,814 - Is it Tod? - Yeah, yeah. 633 00:50:46,914 --> 00:50:49,550 Everybody. [wheezing] 634 00:50:49,650 --> 00:50:54,521 [chuckles] Who the hell is minding the delicatessen? 635 00:50:54,621 --> 00:50:57,124 [Harry laughing] 636 00:50:58,059 --> 00:51:00,728 You ain't rid of me yet. 637 00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:04,665 - [Harry laughing] - Stop that. 638 00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:07,368 - Don't laugh, Daddy! - [laughing] 639 00:51:07,468 --> 00:51:09,904 Stop that! Oh! 640 00:51:10,004 --> 00:51:14,075 - [Harry laughing] - [screams] Shut up! 641 00:51:14,942 --> 00:51:17,511 Shut up or I'll sing! 642 00:51:17,611 --> 00:51:20,214 * Jeepers, creepers 643 00:51:20,314 --> 00:51:22,784 * Where'd ya get those peepers? * 644 00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:25,820 * Jeepers, creepers 645 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,488 * Where'd ya get those eyes? 646 00:51:27,588 --> 00:51:30,124 * Gosh, all get up... 647 00:51:30,224 --> 00:51:32,493 Shut up! 648 00:51:32,593 --> 00:51:35,830 All right, all right! 649 00:51:39,233 --> 00:51:43,637 God, what a phony! Everything about him's a fake! 650 00:51:43,737 --> 00:51:47,008 [snoring] 651 00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:51,979 I had to hit him. 652 00:51:54,215 --> 00:51:56,450 I... I had to. 653 00:51:57,684 --> 00:52:00,254 God, I look awful. 654 00:52:01,655 --> 00:52:05,092 He laughs that way just to drive me wild. 655 00:52:07,061 --> 00:52:10,331 I have to stop him. He's crazy. 656 00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:11,999 He's sick. 657 00:52:12,099 --> 00:52:17,338 No, he's crazy. We Greeners are all crazy. 658 00:52:19,874 --> 00:52:22,743 [Harry coughing] 659 00:52:22,844 --> 00:52:25,279 Oh, God, let me out of here! 660 00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:29,683 I can't stand all that wheezing and whining. 661 00:52:29,783 --> 00:52:34,621 Eyes following me, blaming me. 662 00:52:34,721 --> 00:52:37,058 Why don't you move out? 663 00:52:38,759 --> 00:52:40,361 Hm? 664 00:52:42,029 --> 00:52:44,431 What can I do? 665 00:52:45,266 --> 00:52:48,402 He can't get along without me. 666 00:52:52,974 --> 00:52:54,641 You having trouble, son? 667 00:52:54,741 --> 00:52:57,311 Take it out and put it in her hand. 668 00:52:57,411 --> 00:53:00,147 [wheezing laugh] 669 00:53:23,704 --> 00:53:26,607 [crickets chirping] 670 00:53:26,707 --> 00:53:29,944 [sizzling] 671 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,783 This is Hermano. He's a five-time winner. 672 00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:39,120 And Pepe, still a stag, 673 00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:41,655 but I'll fight him next week in Pedro. 674 00:53:41,755 --> 00:53:44,191 And this is Jujula, my champ. 675 00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:47,929 A murderer, this guy, huh? Speedy, and how! 676 00:53:48,029 --> 00:53:50,264 - Hey, muchacho. - Hey. 677 00:53:50,364 --> 00:53:55,402 Haul your ass over here. Food's done. And bring a bottle! 678 00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:57,304 [rooster crows] 679 00:53:57,404 --> 00:53:59,740 - [man] She's the hen. - [Faye] For them all? 680 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,010 She don't complain. 681 00:54:05,812 --> 00:54:09,283 [rooster crows] 682 00:54:41,983 --> 00:54:45,286 [rooster crows] 683 00:55:51,118 --> 00:55:53,854 [laughing] 684 00:55:53,954 --> 00:55:56,223 [man murmurs in Spanish] 685 00:56:17,711 --> 00:56:20,581 [man speaking Spanish] 686 00:56:39,933 --> 00:56:42,503 - Look out! - [Faye screams] 687 00:56:42,603 --> 00:56:44,805 You leave her alone! 688 00:56:48,409 --> 00:56:51,578 - Tod! - You want it? Come here! 689 00:56:51,678 --> 00:56:54,315 - Get away! Get away! - Come here, you bitch! 690 00:56:54,415 --> 00:56:58,185 - No! - Come here! 691 00:57:01,422 --> 00:57:04,258 - No! Get away! - Lay down! 692 00:57:04,358 --> 00:57:08,495 [gasping, moaning] 693 00:57:10,997 --> 00:57:15,269 You bastard! Get off me! 694 00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:21,208 - No! - Come here! 695 00:57:21,308 --> 00:57:24,111 - Come here, you bitch! - Get off me! 696 00:57:24,211 --> 00:57:29,850 - Shut up! - No! Tod! 697 00:57:31,785 --> 00:57:34,588 - Bitch! - No, please! 698 00:58:24,971 --> 00:58:29,476 [Harry] You remember Lee. He was very funny, but he used to drink a lot. 699 00:58:29,576 --> 00:58:31,945 It never hurt his act, but one night... 700 00:58:32,045 --> 00:58:35,516 I brought a lamp for Harry. I thought it'd be nice... 701 00:58:35,616 --> 00:58:40,053 - [Harry] Hello, son. Welcome. - Yeah, I thought I'd brighten your place up a bit. 702 00:58:40,153 --> 00:58:43,089 I want you to meet the Lee sisters. 703 00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:44,491 - Hello. - How do you do? 704 00:58:44,591 --> 00:58:46,460 And these are the Gingos. They're Eskimos. 705 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,430 - Rub your nose with my pal. - Nice to meet you. 706 00:58:49,530 --> 00:58:51,998 So nice to meet you. How about some Eskimo herring? 707 00:58:52,098 --> 00:58:56,537 - Imported straight from Greenblatt's Delicatessen. - No, thank you. 708 00:58:56,637 --> 00:59:00,073 That's all right. The studio brought them down here for retakes 709 00:59:00,173 --> 00:59:05,145 of Nanook of the North. They've been here ever since. Isn't that right? 710 00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:07,514 Ah, my spotlight! 711 00:59:12,619 --> 00:59:16,823 - Calling Central Casting? - Silly. 712 00:59:16,923 --> 00:59:18,592 I'm calling Audrey Jennings. 713 00:59:20,327 --> 00:59:22,363 - Faye, I'm sorry. - How many days? 714 00:59:22,463 --> 00:59:25,499 - It was dumb. I was drunk. - When's my makeup call? 715 00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:27,076 And I feel like hell about the whole thing. 716 00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:31,972 - [doorbell rings] - Could you answer the door? 717 00:59:34,207 --> 00:59:35,876 Thanks. Bye. 718 00:59:37,143 --> 00:59:40,614 [Harry] How he'd have loved these bones if he was only here! 719 00:59:40,714 --> 00:59:43,083 [laughter] 720 00:59:43,183 --> 00:59:47,621 I'm... Homer Simpson. 721 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:49,490 Thank you. 722 00:59:49,590 --> 00:59:51,658 [Harry] ...all the Minsky boys say, you know, 723 00:59:51,758 --> 00:59:54,561 to all the slaves around here, begin a... 724 00:59:54,661 --> 00:59:57,631 - What's a "Homer Simpson"? - [Harry] A grateful customer. 725 00:59:57,731 --> 01:00:02,303 That Miracle solvent really fetches them, doesn't it? 726 01:00:22,556 --> 01:00:26,593 I caught you, spy! Nazi spy! [laughs] 727 01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:37,304 [crashing] 728 01:00:48,682 --> 01:00:51,017 [woman on radio] Are you with us, 729 01:00:51,117 --> 01:00:56,390 brothers and sisters of the silent congregation, 730 01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:59,926 out there by your radios? 731 01:01:00,026 --> 01:01:03,296 Let us hear from you! 732 01:01:03,397 --> 01:01:07,434 Dial for Jesus! 733 01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:11,805 Let those phones start ringing right now. 734 01:01:11,905 --> 01:01:16,410 Praise God! Hallelujah! 735 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:19,613 Let those joyous bells ring out 736 01:01:19,713 --> 01:01:22,583 like the harps of heaven. 737 01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:25,085 - Glory! - [knuckles crack] 738 01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:29,356 Hallelujah! 739 01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:32,959 I do not want to hear 740 01:01:33,059 --> 01:01:35,261 the tinkle of silver. 741 01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:38,331 The rustle of paper 742 01:01:38,432 --> 01:01:41,134 is music to the Lord! 743 01:01:41,234 --> 01:01:46,607 It takes cash to fill the bread wagon of the Lord! 744 01:01:46,707 --> 01:01:50,711 It takes money to send missionaries 745 01:01:50,811 --> 01:01:54,180 to save souls for Jesus! 746 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,952 Glory! Glory be! 747 01:01:59,052 --> 01:02:03,023 [choir singing] 748 01:02:07,227 --> 01:02:11,197 Oh, Master, I adore you, 749 01:02:11,297 --> 01:02:14,034 with all my heart 750 01:02:14,134 --> 01:02:16,803 and with all my soul. 751 01:02:16,903 --> 01:02:19,205 Take me! 752 01:02:19,305 --> 01:02:22,142 Make me Thy bond slave. 753 01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:24,978 Do what Thou wilt 754 01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:28,582 with this frail flesh. 755 01:02:28,682 --> 01:02:32,753 Glory! Hallelujah! 756 01:02:32,853 --> 01:02:36,457 Dear Lord, I am just a poor woman, 757 01:02:36,557 --> 01:02:39,726 but I am yours! 758 01:02:39,826 --> 01:02:45,499 I give myself... to Thee. 759 01:02:45,599 --> 01:02:50,604 Possess... me! 760 01:02:53,139 --> 01:02:55,442 Come to me! 761 01:02:55,542 --> 01:03:00,781 Bring all our afflicted children to me! 762 01:03:00,881 --> 01:03:05,018 [choir sings] * To be free from the burden of sin * 763 01:03:05,118 --> 01:03:09,456 - * There is power in the blood... * - I can walk. 764 01:03:09,556 --> 01:03:12,459 No, this is just in case you have an accident. 765 01:03:12,559 --> 01:03:16,730 That's all. We'll be praying for you, Mr. Greener. We'll be praying for you. 766 01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:22,536 * There is wonderful power in the blood * 767 01:03:22,636 --> 01:03:24,805 - * There is power - * Power 768 01:03:24,905 --> 01:03:26,807 - * Power - * Power 769 01:03:26,907 --> 01:03:28,609 [woman] Jesus. 770 01:03:28,709 --> 01:03:30,343 I ask you right now, 771 01:03:30,443 --> 01:03:34,848 in Thy blessed name I ask you, heal them all, heavenly Father. 772 01:03:34,948 --> 01:03:38,418 Oh, thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! 773 01:03:38,519 --> 01:03:41,254 - Thank you, Jesus. - * In the precious 774 01:03:41,354 --> 01:03:43,456 * Blood of the lamb 775 01:03:43,557 --> 01:03:45,759 This dear sister 776 01:03:45,859 --> 01:03:51,297 was given up for dead by three practicing physicians. 777 01:03:51,397 --> 01:03:56,670 But I'm going to tell brother Bob to take away this wheelchair 778 01:03:56,770 --> 01:04:00,473 because our Sister Phyllis is, praise Jesus, 779 01:04:00,574 --> 01:04:03,877 going to walk today without help! 780 01:04:03,977 --> 01:04:09,215 The joy of the Lord is our strength! 781 01:04:09,315 --> 01:04:11,618 You run to Brother Bob, 782 01:04:11,718 --> 01:04:14,420 then turn and run back to me. 783 01:04:14,521 --> 01:04:18,024 Go, go, go! 784 01:04:19,993 --> 01:04:22,062 [shouting] 785 01:04:23,429 --> 01:04:26,099 - Oh! - Come on, run to me! 786 01:04:28,535 --> 01:04:34,407 - Praise Jesus! - [woman] I thrill when I see an empty wheelchair, 787 01:04:34,507 --> 01:04:37,711 but I just run the gas station. 788 01:04:37,811 --> 01:04:41,181 Jesus owns the oil wells, 789 01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:46,152 - and the gasoline is prayer! - [cheering] 790 01:04:51,592 --> 01:04:54,995 [choir singing] 791 01:05:07,941 --> 01:05:12,045 Jesus, this is Brother Harry Greener. 792 01:05:12,145 --> 01:05:14,447 I want everyone here, 793 01:05:14,547 --> 01:05:18,318 and everyone out there by your radios, 794 01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:21,087 to praise Jesus with me. 795 01:05:21,187 --> 01:05:24,424 Glory! Hallelujah! 796 01:05:24,524 --> 01:05:28,194 I say unto you, praise God! 797 01:05:28,294 --> 01:05:34,000 Reach down your powerful hand and touch this afflicted brother 798 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:38,739 and make him whole! 799 01:05:41,808 --> 01:05:45,646 Christ Jesus is in you, brother. Do not reject Him. 800 01:05:45,746 --> 01:05:49,449 Open your heart and He will make you 801 01:05:49,549 --> 01:05:54,087 refreshed and forever whole! 802 01:05:54,187 --> 01:05:58,058 [choir singing] 803 01:06:01,561 --> 01:06:04,931 [crowd shouting] 804 01:06:12,572 --> 01:06:16,209 [up-tempo jazz plays] 805 01:06:29,055 --> 01:06:31,024 [Harry] The audience exploded. 806 01:06:31,124 --> 01:06:34,928 [panting] I stole the show. 807 01:06:40,233 --> 01:06:43,303 Yeah, stole the show. 808 01:06:45,371 --> 01:06:48,541 Oh, I tell you what I want you to do. 809 01:06:48,641 --> 01:06:53,413 I want you to read the review. Will you read that out loud? 810 01:06:53,513 --> 01:06:56,382 The review on that act right there. 811 01:06:56,482 --> 01:06:59,252 - See? - "A Natural Clown"? 812 01:06:59,352 --> 01:07:03,056 - "A Natural Clown." - "A natural clown is a rare find, 813 01:07:03,156 --> 01:07:06,492 and Harry is a natural. I laughed till I cried. 814 01:07:06,592 --> 01:07:10,697 My first thought was Ziegfeld should star Harry Greener." 815 01:07:11,798 --> 01:07:14,701 It's a terrific review, Harry. 816 01:07:15,836 --> 01:07:20,373 I took a full-page ad in Variety. 817 01:07:20,473 --> 01:07:22,175 Nothing come of it. 818 01:07:22,275 --> 01:07:25,712 A waste of money. 819 01:07:26,612 --> 01:07:29,082 Waste of money. 820 01:07:35,922 --> 01:07:38,258 She drives me crazy sometimes, Faye. 821 01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,761 She's a... 822 01:07:40,861 --> 01:07:46,566 - She's a C.T., ain't she? - If you don't mind me saying so. 823 01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:51,571 She guards it like it was the crown jewels. 824 01:07:51,671 --> 01:07:55,175 But her mother, that's another story. 825 01:07:56,142 --> 01:07:58,879 Her mother... Her mother would open up 826 01:07:58,979 --> 01:08:01,347 if you blew at her. 827 01:08:01,447 --> 01:08:05,085 That's right. The head usher, the booking agent, 828 01:08:05,185 --> 01:08:11,091 the Flying Cantini Brothers, you name it. 829 01:08:11,191 --> 01:08:16,529 But... if she walked in here this minute, 830 01:08:16,629 --> 01:08:19,232 I'd forgive her. 831 01:08:19,332 --> 01:08:24,871 I'd even forgive her that magician bastard she ran off with. 832 01:08:24,971 --> 01:08:27,707 Damn foreigner. 833 01:08:27,808 --> 01:08:30,676 I disremember his name. 834 01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:35,381 You know that I used to blame her for not making it into the big time, 835 01:08:35,481 --> 01:08:39,552 but I tell you, you ain't got a chance in hell 836 01:08:39,652 --> 01:08:44,424 if you ain't one of them. 837 01:08:44,524 --> 01:08:49,830 You know what I mean? They got it all locked up. 838 01:08:49,930 --> 01:08:52,765 To hell with them! 839 01:08:56,469 --> 01:08:59,906 - [door rattling] - [Faye] The door! 840 01:09:00,006 --> 01:09:04,410 Pop, are you OK? 841 01:09:05,578 --> 01:09:07,780 Pop! 842 01:09:12,318 --> 01:09:14,087 Good evening. 843 01:09:15,721 --> 01:09:17,323 Dreary. 844 01:09:17,423 --> 01:09:21,427 [Harry] Dreary, stale, something... 845 01:09:21,527 --> 01:09:24,430 I don't know. Damn... 846 01:09:26,132 --> 01:09:28,801 Did you have fun? Homer must be a barrel of laughs. 847 01:09:28,902 --> 01:09:31,437 That dope. Strictly home cooking. 848 01:09:31,537 --> 01:09:34,640 I always wondered what the point was with Homer Simpson. He's not Rockefeller. 849 01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:38,912 - I'm tired, Tod. - Gable he's not. He's not even Earle. 850 01:09:39,012 --> 01:09:42,815 I'm in no mood for a jealousy tantrum, Mr. Hackett. 851 01:09:42,916 --> 01:09:47,587 Excuse me, but it's awfully hard to look down your nose when you got a pimple on it. 852 01:09:47,687 --> 01:09:51,357 Good night. Good night, Harry. 853 01:09:51,457 --> 01:09:54,560 What's been going on around here? 854 01:10:00,466 --> 01:10:05,338 Oh, by the way, Pop, I ran into your old friend, Ben Bernstein. 855 01:10:05,438 --> 01:10:09,275 - [Harry groans] - You've been into my makeup again. 856 01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:13,613 You son of a bitch! I told you to let my possessions alone! 857 01:10:13,713 --> 01:10:19,119 Oh, he said he might be able to use you in a Bowery sequence, 858 01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:20,653 if you could get off your behind. 859 01:10:20,753 --> 01:10:24,057 [Harry] The hell with that mocking bastard! 860 01:10:24,157 --> 01:10:26,092 I knew him when he was... 861 01:10:26,192 --> 01:10:30,196 [wheezing] ...polishing spittoons... 862 01:10:30,296 --> 01:10:32,098 ...in that nigger barroom. 863 01:10:32,198 --> 01:10:34,901 [Faye] I have to be a dress extra to support you. 864 01:10:35,001 --> 01:10:38,538 Can't even buy an evening gown. 865 01:10:41,607 --> 01:10:47,080 If you can't buy me an evening gown, I'll find somebody who can! You hear that? 866 01:10:47,180 --> 01:10:49,515 * Jeepers, creepers 867 01:10:49,615 --> 01:10:52,818 * Where'd ya get those peepers? * 868 01:10:52,919 --> 01:10:56,589 * Jeepers, creepers 869 01:10:56,689 --> 01:10:58,959 * Where'd ya get those eyes? 870 01:10:59,059 --> 01:11:01,694 * Gosh, all get up 871 01:11:01,794 --> 01:11:03,896 * How'd ya get so lit up? 872 01:11:03,997 --> 01:11:06,132 * Gosh, all get up 873 01:11:06,232 --> 01:11:09,002 * How'd they get that size? 874 01:11:09,102 --> 01:11:11,671 - * Jeepers, creepers - [moaning, murmuring] 875 01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:14,907 * Where'd ya get those peepers? * 876 01:11:15,008 --> 01:11:20,146 * Jeepers, creepers 877 01:11:20,246 --> 01:11:23,349 * How they hypnotize * 878 01:11:26,786 --> 01:11:29,622 [woman] ...with the remains if you'd care to see her. 879 01:11:29,722 --> 01:11:33,459 - [Homer] Maybe I won't bother her right now. - Oh, excuse me. 880 01:11:33,559 --> 01:11:36,029 Oh, Mr. Kusich! 881 01:11:37,097 --> 01:11:38,398 You know what's happened? 882 01:11:38,498 --> 01:11:40,933 [Faye] He gave up his whole life for me. 883 01:11:41,034 --> 01:11:46,506 - [woman] Cut it out! - We can't leave the remains where they are, can we? 884 01:11:46,606 --> 01:11:51,344 He was lying there dying and all I cared about was a pimple. 885 01:11:51,444 --> 01:11:55,415 Faye, child, you know my sole concern in this matter 886 01:11:55,515 --> 01:11:59,619 is to help and take some of the burden off your shoulders. 887 01:11:59,719 --> 01:12:03,990 Now, there are a few things I have to know if I'm going to help. 888 01:12:04,090 --> 01:12:07,060 Did your father have a burial plan? 889 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,962 Hm? Did he leave any insurance? 890 01:12:10,063 --> 01:12:13,533 Well, child, funerals cost money. 891 01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:18,304 Unless you want to let the city bury him. 892 01:12:18,404 --> 01:12:22,942 - How much? - I'd say 200 would cover it. 893 01:12:23,043 --> 01:12:26,012 I'm sure terms can be arranged. 894 01:12:26,112 --> 01:12:28,114 I'll lend it to you. 895 01:12:31,751 --> 01:12:33,519 I'll get the money, Mrs. Odlesh. 896 01:12:33,619 --> 01:12:37,423 All right. Then I'll go right ahead and take care of everything. 897 01:12:37,523 --> 01:12:42,228 Mr. Holsepp will bury Harry. He does it right. 898 01:12:54,374 --> 01:12:56,542 Can you get me into Audrey's? 899 01:12:57,343 --> 01:13:01,181 Sure. I've been telling you. 900 01:13:07,487 --> 01:13:12,358 - I was saving it. - For what? 901 01:13:17,930 --> 01:13:20,400 Are they ugly? 902 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,469 Close your eyes. 903 01:13:29,242 --> 01:13:32,178 God, I'm so hungry. 904 01:14:23,563 --> 01:14:28,734 She waited till the old guy was dead, I'll give her that much. 905 01:14:31,070 --> 01:14:35,841 Remember that nag Tragopan I gave you to bet on? You know what it paid? 906 01:14:35,941 --> 01:14:39,712 33-40, 22-10, and 18-50. 907 01:14:39,812 --> 01:14:43,483 - Tragopan is Greek for "pheasant." - Hm? 908 01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:47,287 - Wise guy, you ain't Greek. - I speak Greek. 909 01:14:47,387 --> 01:14:51,224 I'm a college graduate with honors and prizes 910 01:14:51,324 --> 01:14:52,725 and two degrees to my name. 911 01:14:52,825 --> 01:14:56,662 And she gave me the old fingeroo! 912 01:14:56,762 --> 01:14:58,831 Fill it in, please. 913 01:15:03,068 --> 01:15:06,806 - Abe! - Shut up and pour! 914 01:15:15,915 --> 01:15:21,621 Listen, I know a cat house down on Western. How's about it? 915 01:15:21,721 --> 01:15:26,759 - I gotta go some place. - Well, screw you. I'm gonna get laid. 916 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,862 For Harry! 917 01:15:32,198 --> 01:15:34,734 [horn honks] 918 01:15:38,471 --> 01:15:42,608 [woman] Your estimate said bronze. Those handles aren't bronze and you know it. 919 01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:44,610 [man] Miss Greener OK'd them. Ask her. 920 01:15:44,710 --> 01:15:46,912 [woman] I don't care. It's the principle of it! 921 01:15:47,012 --> 01:15:49,949 I'm surprised at you, trying to save a few dollars 922 01:15:50,049 --> 01:15:53,786 - by fobbing off a pair of cheap metal handles... - Cheap metal handles? 923 01:15:53,886 --> 01:15:57,156 They are not cheap, nothing here is cheap. They are not cheap. 924 01:15:57,257 --> 01:16:02,795 - [woman] I'll never send you my business again. - [man] Try to understand. 925 01:16:02,895 --> 01:16:07,700 [man 2] The services are beginning. This way for the Greener funeral. 926 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,771 Greener funeral, last aisle on the right. 927 01:16:13,306 --> 01:16:18,744 - Faye, I am sorry about Harry. - I know you are. 928 01:16:18,844 --> 01:16:23,249 I'd like to talk to you for a minute. Alone. 929 01:16:29,154 --> 01:16:31,891 You look terrible. 930 01:16:35,828 --> 01:16:37,630 What is it? 931 01:16:37,730 --> 01:16:42,134 - Jesus, Faye! - You're drunk! 932 01:16:42,234 --> 01:16:45,271 - What are you? - Let go, you bastard! 933 01:16:45,371 --> 01:16:48,341 You know what syphilis does to your face? It's pretty ugly, what happens. 934 01:16:48,441 --> 01:16:50,843 Are you finished? 935 01:16:50,943 --> 01:16:53,479 [man] The services are beginning. 936 01:16:53,579 --> 01:16:56,949 For the Greener funeral, this way, please. 937 01:16:57,049 --> 01:16:58,951 The services are beginning. 938 01:16:59,051 --> 01:17:03,889 [sobbing] 939 01:17:03,989 --> 01:17:08,328 For those of you who have not viewed the deceased, 940 01:17:08,428 --> 01:17:11,364 please step forward. 941 01:17:43,796 --> 01:17:48,734 [Faye sobbing] 942 01:18:43,723 --> 01:18:45,825 [priest] The reading of the Holy Scriptures 943 01:18:45,925 --> 01:18:48,561 is from the Old Testament, the 23rd Psalm. 944 01:18:48,661 --> 01:18:52,898 "The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. 945 01:18:52,998 --> 01:18:55,968 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. 946 01:18:56,068 --> 01:19:00,139 He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul. 947 01:19:00,239 --> 01:19:04,309 He leadeth me in the path of righteousness for His name's sake. 948 01:19:04,410 --> 01:19:08,914 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. 949 01:19:09,014 --> 01:19:13,018 - For thou art..." - Gable's arrived and they both came! Come on! 950 01:19:13,118 --> 01:19:14,520 They're in the second car. 951 01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:17,757 [priest] "Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me." 952 01:19:17,857 --> 01:19:20,225 [man] Hey! Where are they? 953 01:19:20,325 --> 01:19:22,695 [woman] Wait for me, wait for me! 954 01:19:22,795 --> 01:19:26,966 - [indistinct shouting] - [whistling] 955 01:20:21,887 --> 01:20:25,491 - [bird squawking] - [dog barking] 956 01:20:44,677 --> 01:20:47,913 [insect buzzing] 957 01:20:48,013 --> 01:20:51,917 - [man] Where do you want this thing? - [sawing] 958 01:20:57,289 --> 01:21:00,960 - [Claude] Tod? Tod! - [man] Get it over here! 959 01:21:01,060 --> 01:21:03,863 Hackett. 960 01:21:03,963 --> 01:21:05,464 [chuckles] 961 01:21:05,565 --> 01:21:08,333 I really must meet the young lady one day. 962 01:21:08,433 --> 01:21:12,404 Now, what inspired ideas, what ideas, if any, 963 01:21:12,504 --> 01:21:15,541 do you have about this battle? 964 01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:24,884 [jazz plays] 965 01:21:24,984 --> 01:21:29,154 * Everything's in rhythm with my heart * 966 01:21:29,254 --> 01:21:33,726 * The flowers that grow and the breezes that blow * 967 01:21:33,826 --> 01:21:37,797 * Seem to go with the flow of my song * 968 01:21:37,897 --> 01:21:43,035 * And the song I sing's in rhythm with my heart * 969 01:21:43,135 --> 01:21:47,172 * Every creature seems to take a part * 970 01:21:47,272 --> 01:21:51,577 * The birds in the sky keep in time when they fly * 971 01:21:51,677 --> 01:21:53,979 - * Way up high - [knocking] 972 01:21:54,079 --> 01:21:55,915 [Faye] Come in. 973 01:21:57,382 --> 01:21:58,618 [Homer] Good morning. 974 01:21:58,718 --> 01:22:01,721 [song continues] 975 01:22:20,773 --> 01:22:25,377 - Corn flakes? - They were in the magazine, with the fresh strawberries. 976 01:22:25,477 --> 01:22:27,847 I'll eat the strawberries. 977 01:22:33,653 --> 01:22:36,088 Come here, you big dope. 978 01:23:12,191 --> 01:23:17,029 "Faye Greener. Receipts and disbursements." 979 01:23:17,963 --> 01:23:20,065 You have beautiful handwriting. 980 01:23:20,165 --> 01:23:24,436 They used to prize handwriting in accountancy. 981 01:23:24,536 --> 01:23:27,306 Not so much anymore, now. 982 01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,942 Huh? 983 01:23:41,987 --> 01:23:43,956 Six. 984 01:23:49,294 --> 01:23:51,263 I'm sick of this. 985 01:23:51,831 --> 01:23:53,766 Sick of it! 986 01:24:05,077 --> 01:24:06,211 Faye... 987 01:24:07,012 --> 01:24:09,614 ...when I was a little boy, 988 01:24:09,715 --> 01:24:12,317 I had rheumatic fever. 989 01:24:12,417 --> 01:24:14,586 This is a true story. 990 01:24:14,686 --> 01:24:18,357 And the doctors said that I had to eat liver 991 01:24:18,457 --> 01:24:20,692 to regain my health. 992 01:24:20,793 --> 01:24:23,528 I couldn't bear the taste of it, 993 01:24:23,628 --> 01:24:26,899 but I had to swallow it. And one day, I discovered 994 01:24:26,999 --> 01:24:30,502 that if I put the piece of liver in my mouth 995 01:24:30,602 --> 01:24:32,905 and took a piece of bread and put a lot of butter on it, 996 01:24:33,005 --> 01:24:36,041 and then put the bread and butter in my mouth, I could swallow the liver 997 01:24:36,141 --> 01:24:39,711 - and only taste the bread and butter. - Ugh! 998 01:24:39,812 --> 01:24:42,882 Sometimes you just have to take your liver. 999 01:24:43,783 --> 01:24:45,785 And if you help yourself, 1000 01:24:45,885 --> 01:24:49,421 then God'll help you find your bread and butter. 1001 01:24:56,195 --> 01:24:58,831 [Faye laughs] 1002 01:24:58,931 --> 01:25:01,767 [humming] 1003 01:25:08,340 --> 01:25:12,144 Can I open a charge account at Robinson's? 1004 01:25:14,246 --> 01:25:16,348 [humming] 1005 01:25:24,890 --> 01:25:27,326 [chuckling] 1006 01:25:33,432 --> 01:25:35,467 There. 1007 01:25:44,276 --> 01:25:46,311 [doorbell rings] 1008 01:25:47,847 --> 01:25:49,181 Mom said you might want these. 1009 01:25:49,281 --> 01:25:51,817 Hello, little lady, how do you do? 1010 01:25:51,917 --> 01:25:54,253 I'd like to entertain you for a moment or two. 1011 01:25:54,353 --> 01:25:56,321 We'll sing or dance, we'll take a chance, 1012 01:25:56,421 --> 01:26:00,993 to sell a little magic bottle to you. [laughs] 1013 01:26:26,986 --> 01:26:30,055 - Can I? - What? 1014 01:26:30,155 --> 01:26:33,292 Open an account at Robinson's? 1015 01:26:42,868 --> 01:26:45,137 [tires screech] 1016 01:26:45,905 --> 01:26:48,874 [indistinct chatter on radio] 1017 01:26:52,311 --> 01:26:53,745 Faye. 1018 01:26:53,845 --> 01:26:56,548 [man on radio] Your husband is a... 1019 01:26:59,618 --> 01:27:01,120 Faye! 1020 01:27:05,257 --> 01:27:08,760 [Faye] Hey! 1021 01:27:08,860 --> 01:27:12,497 - Where in hell have you been? - You agreed we shouldn't, that was one of our rules. 1022 01:27:12,597 --> 01:27:16,435 - Well, I've been alone here for hours. - I stopped to get ice cream. 1023 01:27:16,535 --> 01:27:18,637 - About our own rooms... - Where's Waynesville? 1024 01:27:18,737 --> 01:27:21,006 It's near Des Moines, Iowa. And possessions... 1025 01:27:21,106 --> 01:27:24,576 And who is Romola Martin? 1026 01:27:26,478 --> 01:27:28,813 Come on, who is she? 1027 01:27:28,914 --> 01:27:31,416 Romola Martin. 1028 01:27:31,516 --> 01:27:34,253 She lived in the hotel where I worked. 1029 01:27:34,353 --> 01:27:38,857 - She was a dancer. - [laughs] Oh! She was a dancer! 1030 01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:42,161 Those were some things that she left behind when she moved out. 1031 01:27:42,261 --> 01:27:45,197 Did you ever dance with her? 1032 01:27:46,831 --> 01:27:49,401 The ice cream's melting. 1033 01:28:02,547 --> 01:28:07,552 [man chatters on radio] 1034 01:28:11,790 --> 01:28:13,358 [slow music plays] 1035 01:28:13,458 --> 01:28:18,563 Why don't you ever dance with me, hm, Homer? 1036 01:28:20,865 --> 01:28:23,602 Don't you think I'd be as good as, uh... 1037 01:28:23,702 --> 01:28:26,238 ...Romola? 1038 01:28:30,942 --> 01:28:33,878 If we have ice cream, we might as well have chocolate syrup. 1039 01:28:33,979 --> 01:28:38,517 - You said not to buy any. - Well, if there isn't any chocolate syrup, 1040 01:28:38,617 --> 01:28:40,485 then I don't want any ice cream! 1041 01:28:40,585 --> 01:28:42,363 And don't think I'm gonna sit around and watch you eat it 1042 01:28:42,387 --> 01:28:45,890 if I can't! I'll get too fat anyway! 1043 01:28:45,991 --> 01:28:48,160 - Don't you think I'm fat? - No. 1044 01:28:48,260 --> 01:28:51,096 You should call if you're gonna be late! 1045 01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:03,242 [drain gurgling] 1046 01:29:03,342 --> 01:29:07,046 - [slow dance music plays on radio] - I'm sorry. 1047 01:29:33,205 --> 01:29:37,109 * Isn't this sublime 1048 01:29:37,209 --> 01:29:41,080 * We're dancing on a dime 1049 01:29:41,180 --> 01:29:45,484 * The crowded floor is perfect for * 1050 01:29:45,584 --> 01:29:49,788 * A nice, romantic time 1051 01:29:49,888 --> 01:29:54,893 * Oh, how can I help but hold you tight * 1052 01:29:54,993 --> 01:29:58,563 * Here in a warm embrace 1053 01:29:58,663 --> 01:30:03,068 * There isn't an inch of space * 1054 01:30:03,168 --> 01:30:07,906 * For being discreet So I repeat * 1055 01:30:08,006 --> 01:30:11,743 * Isn't this sublime 1056 01:30:11,843 --> 01:30:16,181 * This dancing on a dime 1057 01:30:16,281 --> 01:30:20,819 * We're hand in glove The picture of * 1058 01:30:20,919 --> 01:30:24,656 * A romance in its prime 1059 01:30:24,756 --> 01:30:29,761 * Now darling I guess I better confess * 1060 01:30:29,861 --> 01:30:33,898 * For I knew it all the time 1061 01:30:33,998 --> 01:30:37,636 * That I'd be close to you 1062 01:30:37,736 --> 01:30:41,373 * Dancing on a dime * 1063 01:31:38,029 --> 01:31:39,864 Faye! 1064 01:31:39,964 --> 01:31:43,768 God, someday you're gonna shrink up and float down the drain. 1065 01:31:43,868 --> 01:31:47,772 Well, sing or something, so I know you're in there! 1066 01:31:50,509 --> 01:31:56,281 [Homer] * Oh, say can you see By the dawn's early light * 1067 01:31:56,381 --> 01:32:00,585 * What so proudly we hailed... * 1068 01:32:12,264 --> 01:32:14,766 [man] Put these in the back. 1069 01:32:17,202 --> 01:32:19,971 - Hey, you got a washpan? - Sure. 1070 01:32:20,071 --> 01:32:21,473 They seem like nice fellows. 1071 01:32:21,573 --> 01:32:23,542 I mean, anybody can be down on their luck. 1072 01:32:23,642 --> 01:32:25,677 But just as soon as they get back up on their feet, 1073 01:32:25,777 --> 01:32:28,079 I mean, they'll find their own place? 1074 01:32:28,179 --> 01:32:31,583 [choir singing] * Deck the halls with boughs of holly * 1075 01:32:31,683 --> 01:32:34,819 * Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la * 1076 01:32:34,919 --> 01:32:38,857 * Tis the season to be jolly * 1077 01:32:38,957 --> 01:32:42,294 * Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la * 1078 01:32:42,394 --> 01:32:46,164 * Don we now our gay apparel * 1079 01:32:46,265 --> 01:32:49,501 * Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la 1080 01:32:49,601 --> 01:32:53,272 * Troll the ancient yuletide carol * 1081 01:32:53,372 --> 01:32:56,775 * Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la * 1082 01:32:56,875 --> 01:33:00,412 * Fast away the old year passes * 1083 01:33:00,512 --> 01:33:03,748 * Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la * 1084 01:33:03,848 --> 01:33:07,819 * Hail the new Ye lads and lasses... * 1085 01:33:07,919 --> 01:33:12,123 I thought... We said you weren't gonna do anymore extra work, 1086 01:33:12,223 --> 01:33:16,461 - that you were just going to act. - Gotta keep in contact, dopey. 1087 01:33:21,766 --> 01:33:23,502 Come on. 1088 01:33:27,406 --> 01:33:29,974 [engine starts] 1089 01:33:38,917 --> 01:33:41,886 [rooster crows] 1090 01:33:46,925 --> 01:33:48,827 [speaking Spanish] 1091 01:34:00,572 --> 01:34:03,742 - [rooster crows] - [speaking Spanish] 1092 01:34:16,921 --> 01:34:21,593 [bagpipes playing] 1093 01:34:25,063 --> 01:34:28,400 [men shouting, horses whinny] 1094 01:34:41,813 --> 01:34:45,083 - Ah! [speaks French] - You're not doing it right! 1095 01:34:45,183 --> 01:34:48,520 Get up! Do it again! Keep 'em rolling! Keep 'em rolling! 1096 01:34:48,620 --> 01:34:52,957 - [shouting] - No, you're not doing it right! 1097 01:34:53,057 --> 01:34:54,726 Again! [speaks French] 1098 01:34:54,826 --> 01:34:58,797 - Ah! - No, again! All right, cut, cut! 1099 01:34:58,897 --> 01:35:04,335 - All right, set up over here! Close shots. - [bell rings] 1100 01:35:04,436 --> 01:35:06,471 - [indistinct chatter] - Over there! 1101 01:35:06,571 --> 01:35:08,773 Quiet down, please. 1102 01:35:08,873 --> 01:35:11,009 [man shouting] 1103 01:35:11,109 --> 01:35:14,513 - [man 1] Everybody, get lost. - [man 2] Blueprint. 1104 01:35:14,613 --> 01:35:16,481 [man 1] Get off the set! Get lost! 1105 01:35:16,581 --> 01:35:18,116 [man 2] Come on, everybody... 1106 01:35:18,216 --> 01:35:22,153 Fellas, the British are supposed to charge the French. 1107 01:35:22,253 --> 01:35:26,224 Now, you're doing it slowly and I wanted fast precision, hand-to-hand combat. 1108 01:35:26,324 --> 01:35:29,828 Now let's try it once again. When I say, "Action," 1109 01:35:29,928 --> 01:35:33,665 I want the British to advance on the French. 1110 01:35:33,765 --> 01:35:37,869 [man] All right, Frenchmen, line up in your ready position! 1111 01:35:37,969 --> 01:35:42,641 [hammering] 1112 01:35:48,580 --> 01:35:51,783 [director] Come on down there! Let's try it again! When I say go, go! 1113 01:35:51,883 --> 01:35:57,789 Charlie! Stop the goddamn construction! 1114 01:35:57,889 --> 01:36:00,058 - [bell rings] - Quiet! Quiet! 1115 01:36:00,158 --> 01:36:02,326 - [bell rings] - [man shouts] 1116 01:36:02,427 --> 01:36:06,831 - [director] Let's go! - Ready? Roll 'em! 1117 01:36:06,931 --> 01:36:11,302 - 117, take one. - [director] All right, action! 1118 01:36:11,402 --> 01:36:13,672 [men shouting] 1119 01:36:13,772 --> 01:36:16,475 [director] Get that first line moving! 1120 01:36:16,575 --> 01:36:19,844 - First live moving. - [man] First line, charge! 1121 01:36:19,944 --> 01:36:22,013 - [men shouting] - [man] Come on, get with it! 1122 01:36:22,113 --> 01:36:26,084 - [director] Second line moving! - [man] Second line, charge! 1123 01:36:26,184 --> 01:36:28,487 [explosions] 1124 01:36:28,587 --> 01:36:32,657 [director] Goddamn it! Jesus Christ! What the hell are you doing? 1125 01:36:32,757 --> 01:36:34,893 [man] Come on! Let's see some fighting! 1126 01:36:34,993 --> 01:36:39,030 [director] Move your asses! The second line's all over the place. 1127 01:36:39,130 --> 01:36:42,133 Get them out of there, get them out of there! 1128 01:36:42,233 --> 01:36:44,102 Come on, you guys! Follow me, get out of there! 1129 01:36:44,202 --> 01:36:47,639 Clear the camera now! Follow me up here! Let's go! 1130 01:36:47,739 --> 01:36:50,709 - Hey! Hold it, hold it! - Get out of there! 1131 01:36:50,809 --> 01:36:53,612 - Hold it! - Follow me! 1132 01:36:53,712 --> 01:36:57,516 Up here, fellas! Come on! Come on, you guys, up here! 1133 01:36:57,616 --> 01:36:59,951 Out of it, out of it! Follow me! 1134 01:37:10,629 --> 01:37:15,033 [screaming] 1135 01:37:15,133 --> 01:37:17,368 - [wood creaking] - [men shouting] 1136 01:37:17,468 --> 01:37:20,204 Jesus... Oh, goddamn it! Oh, my God! 1137 01:37:22,306 --> 01:37:24,843 [woman screams] 1138 01:37:28,012 --> 01:37:31,315 - [man shouts] - Oh, my God. 1139 01:37:31,415 --> 01:37:33,585 [man] Get out! 1140 01:37:33,685 --> 01:37:36,187 [man screaming] Oh, God! 1141 01:37:38,322 --> 01:37:43,662 - [man] Oh! - [man 2] Get clear! The rest might come down! 1142 01:37:45,396 --> 01:37:47,966 [screaming] 1143 01:37:49,668 --> 01:37:52,270 [screaming] 1144 01:37:58,677 --> 01:38:00,478 [man] Let's get some help! 1145 01:38:00,579 --> 01:38:03,081 I've got you! I've got you! Hold on! 1146 01:38:03,181 --> 01:38:06,217 - [all shouting] - Get out of my way! 1147 01:38:07,786 --> 01:38:11,923 Hey! Hey! Get us a ladder up here! 1148 01:38:16,260 --> 01:38:19,530 [man] This thing's gonna fall over! 1149 01:38:30,174 --> 01:38:34,779 [man] Oh! Jesus, my shoulder! Over here! Help! 1150 01:38:41,219 --> 01:38:43,588 Faye! Faye! 1151 01:38:44,288 --> 01:38:45,556 Faye Greener? 1152 01:38:45,657 --> 01:38:49,027 [people shouting, moaning] 1153 01:38:49,127 --> 01:38:51,596 Faye Greener? 1154 01:38:52,130 --> 01:38:54,065 Faye Greener? 1155 01:38:55,767 --> 01:38:57,244 [man] We ought to sue 'em for all we can. 1156 01:38:57,268 --> 01:38:59,203 [man 2] Don't let those quacks touch you. 1157 01:38:59,303 --> 01:39:03,608 - A broken leg's worth $500. - Yeah, but no studio infirmary for me! 1158 01:39:03,708 --> 01:39:07,245 - I don't blame you. - Don't sign a release. 1159 01:39:13,184 --> 01:39:15,286 - What happened? - An accident on 15. 1160 01:39:15,386 --> 01:39:18,189 [indistinct chatter] 1161 01:39:22,326 --> 01:39:25,129 [man] Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 1162 01:39:25,229 --> 01:39:28,266 [siren wailing] 1163 01:39:29,734 --> 01:39:32,336 Faye! Faye! 1164 01:39:32,436 --> 01:39:34,105 Faye! 1165 01:39:34,839 --> 01:39:38,276 - Faye! - Tod! 1166 01:39:42,113 --> 01:39:44,749 - I thought I saw you underneath. - Me, too. 1167 01:39:44,849 --> 01:39:48,186 - You OK? - Look at my hand! 1168 01:39:48,286 --> 01:39:53,391 I had visions of you mangled, and just when I've found you again. 1169 01:40:00,531 --> 01:40:02,967 - How's Homer? - Oh. 1170 01:40:03,067 --> 01:40:06,537 I have so much to tell you about, about Homer and... 1171 01:40:06,637 --> 01:40:10,608 - And Mary Dove? How's Mary Dove? - About that too. 1172 01:40:10,709 --> 01:40:12,977 You know you brought me to my senses. 1173 01:40:13,678 --> 01:40:15,013 And my new clothes... 1174 01:40:15,113 --> 01:40:18,683 And there's just so much to talk about. 1175 01:40:18,783 --> 01:40:22,954 Hackett, Mr. Helverston's in the barber's shop. Claude Estee's on his way. 1176 01:40:23,054 --> 01:40:26,024 - Christ. I gotta go. - Listen, why don't you come to dinner? 1177 01:40:26,124 --> 01:40:28,059 When you gotta go, you gotta go! 1178 01:40:28,159 --> 01:40:31,429 Homer's a swell cook. He won't let me touch housework. 1179 01:40:31,529 --> 01:40:32,931 My hands have to be beautiful. 1180 01:40:33,031 --> 01:40:35,934 Look, I even stopped biting my nails. 1181 01:40:36,034 --> 01:40:40,638 - [siren wailing] - Well... 1182 01:40:40,739 --> 01:40:42,874 My hands are still trembling. 1183 01:40:46,911 --> 01:40:51,315 - Well... - Oh, listen, that reminds me. 1184 01:40:51,415 --> 01:40:55,586 I lost my purse, my money and everything. Can I borrow a couple of bucks? 1185 01:40:55,686 --> 01:40:58,056 Here. 1186 01:41:05,930 --> 01:41:09,734 Take her to stage 12, please. Thank you. 1187 01:41:16,507 --> 01:41:20,544 - Excuse me. - OK, sir? 1188 01:41:20,644 --> 01:41:23,815 Nobody's dead, thank God. Yeah. 1189 01:41:23,915 --> 01:41:26,517 I'd say it was the classic mistake Napoleon made, 1190 01:41:26,617 --> 01:41:29,988 when he charged Mont-Saint-Jean without knowing it was a trap. 1191 01:41:30,088 --> 01:41:32,924 I think a joke is bad taste at a time like this, Claude. 1192 01:41:33,024 --> 01:41:35,994 I'll get back to you. Murphy, the assistant director, 1193 01:41:36,094 --> 01:41:38,329 - is on the critical list. - Damn shame. 1194 01:41:38,429 --> 01:41:40,731 - Sweet guy. - Sure. 1195 01:41:40,832 --> 01:41:43,234 - Insurance company's notified? - Oh, yes! 1196 01:41:43,334 --> 01:41:46,971 - We're covered? - You know, a routine investigation... 1197 01:41:47,071 --> 01:41:50,474 - Routine investigation. - Why wasn't the hill finished? 1198 01:41:50,574 --> 01:41:53,414 [Claude] We're not... We weren't scheduled to shoot the hill till Friday. 1199 01:41:53,511 --> 01:41:58,282 - Right. - Definitely, definitely on Friday. 1200 01:41:58,397 --> 01:42:01,767 - Warning signs were posted? - I'm sure. 1201 01:42:01,853 --> 01:42:06,024 Well, sir, I'm not quite so sure about that. You see, sir, the signs were not... 1202 01:42:06,124 --> 01:42:10,228 I'm sure signs were posted. Poor Murphy must have overlooked them in the smoke. 1203 01:42:10,328 --> 01:42:14,732 - Absolutely. - Unfortunately, Murphy's on the critical list. 1204 01:42:14,833 --> 01:42:17,936 Well, to err is human. 1205 01:42:18,702 --> 01:42:19,737 Oh, Hackett, 1206 01:42:19,838 --> 01:42:21,605 let me buy you a haircut. 1207 01:42:21,705 --> 01:42:26,277 - Take care of Mr. Hackett, Jack. - Mr. Hackett. 1208 01:43:01,913 --> 01:43:05,116 [radio plays indistinctly] 1209 01:43:07,318 --> 01:43:10,488 In a dispatch which has just come in from Germany, 1210 01:43:10,588 --> 01:43:13,124 which strikes a much more optimistic note. 1211 01:43:13,224 --> 01:43:17,862 German officials say that when the British Prime Minister, Chamberlain, 1212 01:43:17,962 --> 01:43:21,632 goes to the House of Commons... 1213 01:43:21,732 --> 01:43:23,301 [knocking] 1214 01:43:26,871 --> 01:43:31,209 Homer. Long time no see. Come in. How's Faye? 1215 01:43:31,309 --> 01:43:34,578 She's out in the car. She sent me in to ask you 1216 01:43:34,678 --> 01:43:38,549 if you'd come out to dinner with us tonight. 1217 01:43:38,649 --> 01:43:43,922 - Well, I... - I wish you would come. It would make it a celebration. 1218 01:43:44,488 --> 01:43:46,891 Sure, why not? 1219 01:43:46,991 --> 01:43:50,328 Come in. Sit down. Want a drink? 1220 01:43:53,197 --> 01:43:56,834 - So, when are you two getting married? - Faye and me? 1221 01:43:56,935 --> 01:44:00,571 - She told me you're a swell cook. - I enjoy cooking. 1222 01:44:00,671 --> 01:44:04,375 We seem to be going out to restaurants more recently. 1223 01:44:07,011 --> 01:44:10,014 Faye and I have a business arrangement. 1224 01:44:12,350 --> 01:44:14,452 Hm. 1225 01:44:17,355 --> 01:44:20,858 * Did you ever happen to hear of voodoo? * 1226 01:44:20,959 --> 01:44:25,063 - * Voodoo - * Hear it and you won't give a darn * 1227 01:44:25,163 --> 01:44:27,331 - * What you do - * You do 1228 01:44:27,431 --> 01:44:31,502 * Tum-tum's put me under a sort of hoo-doo * 1229 01:44:31,602 --> 01:44:34,172 - * Hoo-doo - * And the whole night long 1230 01:44:34,272 --> 01:44:37,575 * I don't know the right from wrong * 1231 01:44:37,675 --> 01:44:41,845 * Hot voodoo, black as mud Hot voodoo in my blood * 1232 01:44:41,946 --> 01:44:44,382 - * The African tempo - [laughs] 1233 01:44:44,482 --> 01:44:47,751 * Has made me a slave, mm 1234 01:44:47,851 --> 01:44:51,889 * Hot voodoo, dance a sin Hot voodoo, worse than gin * 1235 01:44:51,990 --> 01:44:56,327 * I'd follow a caveman Right into his cave * 1236 01:44:56,427 --> 01:45:02,300 * Hello, that beat gives me a wicked sensation * 1237 01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:07,771 * My conscience wants to take a vacation * 1238 01:45:07,871 --> 01:45:12,543 - * Got voodoo, head to toe - He's such a yuck! 1239 01:45:12,643 --> 01:45:15,279 - Oh, no one ordered coffee. - I did, Faye. 1240 01:45:15,379 --> 01:45:17,348 - Why? For me? - No, for me. 1241 01:45:17,448 --> 01:45:21,852 Take it back. We're celebrating. Let's drink a toast. 1242 01:45:21,952 --> 01:45:23,721 - Faye, I can't. - To Tod! 1243 01:45:23,821 --> 01:45:25,456 I can't. It makes me sick. Faye knows. 1244 01:45:25,556 --> 01:45:29,160 - One little sip. Come on, sport! - [singing continues] 1245 01:45:29,260 --> 01:45:31,295 - Faye, people are watching. - Mama... 1246 01:45:31,395 --> 01:45:33,464 He doesn't want to drink. Don't make him drink. 1247 01:45:33,564 --> 01:45:37,301 I don't like people who don't drink. It isn't sociable. 1248 01:45:37,401 --> 01:45:40,938 - People who don't drink feel superior. - I don't feel superior. 1249 01:45:41,039 --> 01:45:46,444 I'm drunk and you're sober. You feel superior, you know you do! 1250 01:45:47,345 --> 01:45:48,379 Attaboy! 1251 01:45:48,479 --> 01:45:51,782 [laughs] Well done, slobby boppy! 1252 01:45:51,882 --> 01:45:54,418 * I wanna be I wanna be * 1253 01:45:54,518 --> 01:45:57,055 * I wanna be, I wanna be 1254 01:45:57,155 --> 01:46:01,959 * I wanna be bad 1255 01:46:02,060 --> 01:46:05,729 - * Hot voodoo * - [cheers and applause] 1256 01:46:08,199 --> 01:46:10,868 [Tod] OK, come on, let's dance. Let's dance. 1257 01:46:10,968 --> 01:46:13,071 [soft music plays] 1258 01:46:13,171 --> 01:46:16,307 That guy's superiority is driving me nuts. 1259 01:46:16,407 --> 01:46:19,543 - He loves you. - Yeah, he's such a boob. 1260 01:46:19,643 --> 01:46:21,579 Why'd you move in with him in the first place? 1261 01:46:21,679 --> 01:46:23,581 Well, I'm not sleeping with him, 1262 01:46:23,681 --> 01:46:28,018 - if that's what's eating you. - So, what's the point? 1263 01:46:36,060 --> 01:46:39,029 - Come home with me. - No. 1264 01:46:39,130 --> 01:46:42,666 - You could tell him something. - No. 1265 01:46:42,766 --> 01:46:44,102 Sneak out. 1266 01:46:44,202 --> 01:46:48,339 - I can't, honey. - Why? 1267 01:46:48,439 --> 01:46:51,542 I don't love you that way, sweetheart. 1268 01:46:51,642 --> 01:46:53,844 You know how I am. 1269 01:46:53,944 --> 01:46:55,979 Please... 1270 01:46:56,080 --> 01:46:59,550 ...I want you for a friend, Tod. 1271 01:46:59,650 --> 01:47:03,421 I need you as a friend. 1272 01:47:03,521 --> 01:47:06,324 Pretend you still work for Audrey. 1273 01:47:07,558 --> 01:47:10,961 But that... They were total strangers. 1274 01:47:11,061 --> 01:47:14,064 You don't understand anything, do you? 1275 01:47:14,165 --> 01:47:15,799 Want to move in with me? 1276 01:47:19,470 --> 01:47:24,375 You don't know anything about me at all, do you? 1277 01:47:25,176 --> 01:47:26,644 Do you want to get married? 1278 01:47:26,744 --> 01:47:30,981 If you don't know why I moved in with Homer... 1279 01:47:31,081 --> 01:47:34,185 He's a decent man, 1280 01:47:34,285 --> 01:47:36,154 and I was lonely. 1281 01:47:36,254 --> 01:47:39,423 And he respects me... 1282 01:47:39,523 --> 01:47:43,327 [sobbing] ...and he doesn't want anything! 1283 01:47:48,732 --> 01:47:50,468 [laughs] 1284 01:47:50,568 --> 01:47:52,636 "Garcoon." 1285 01:47:52,736 --> 01:47:57,575 What are you gonna do with a slob like that? [laughs] 1286 01:48:11,189 --> 01:48:15,859 [woman singing opera] 1287 01:48:20,198 --> 01:48:22,400 [man] Alice. 1288 01:48:32,543 --> 01:48:34,578 Alice! 1289 01:48:37,147 --> 01:48:39,550 Alice! 1290 01:48:41,252 --> 01:48:43,354 Alice? 1291 01:48:44,855 --> 01:48:47,625 The meeting went off pretty well, don't you think? 1292 01:48:47,725 --> 01:48:50,394 The insurance company seemed satisfied. 1293 01:48:50,494 --> 01:48:55,566 So, what do you know about Catherine the Great? That seems to be looming. 1294 01:48:57,735 --> 01:49:01,405 Oh. Mrs. Estee decided the pool needed a dead horse in it, 1295 01:49:01,505 --> 01:49:04,475 so... we got one. 1296 01:49:04,575 --> 01:49:07,378 I think I fell in love with the house. 1297 01:49:07,478 --> 01:49:11,081 Alice came with it. Oh, Arthur, 1298 01:49:11,181 --> 01:49:13,684 did Mrs. Estee say where she was going? 1299 01:49:13,784 --> 01:49:16,186 - Out, sir. Very late. - No messages? 1300 01:49:16,287 --> 01:49:19,823 - No, sir. Yes, sir. - Two Scotches. 1301 01:49:22,793 --> 01:49:25,396 Sometimes I wonder what we're doing here, 1302 01:49:25,496 --> 01:49:29,800 grown men making mud pies to sell to the great unwashed. 1303 01:49:29,900 --> 01:49:33,637 Claude, let me ask you something. 1304 01:49:33,737 --> 01:49:36,807 If it had been serious, if someone had been killed, 1305 01:49:36,907 --> 01:49:39,277 would it have made any difference? 1306 01:49:39,377 --> 01:49:42,680 - No one was. - If someone had been though? 1307 01:49:42,780 --> 01:49:47,217 - Would it have made any difference? - No. 1308 01:49:47,318 --> 01:49:52,456 The warning signs weren't posted, you know that, don't you? 1309 01:49:53,624 --> 01:49:56,660 Would it have made any difference? 1310 01:49:58,262 --> 01:49:59,830 We should go. 1311 01:49:59,930 --> 01:50:02,466 You're sure it's all right to bring me along? 1312 01:50:02,566 --> 01:50:04,568 - Hm? - She'll be thrilled. 1313 01:50:04,668 --> 01:50:06,670 Shall I bring something? Champagne? 1314 01:50:06,770 --> 01:50:08,606 She'd adore it. 1315 01:50:41,805 --> 01:50:43,974 Hiya, hotsie. 1316 01:50:45,008 --> 01:50:46,877 Claude Estee, Faye Greener. 1317 01:50:46,977 --> 01:50:48,512 Oh! Mr. Estee! 1318 01:50:48,612 --> 01:50:51,081 - I wish I'd known. - I hope we're not... 1319 01:50:51,181 --> 01:50:54,117 I'm practically nude. [giggles] 1320 01:50:54,217 --> 01:50:56,887 For you, Miss Greener. 1321 01:50:56,987 --> 01:51:01,592 - Faye, Mr. Estee. - Claude, Faye, please. 1322 01:51:01,692 --> 01:51:05,228 [laughs] Stick around, Claude. 1323 01:51:05,329 --> 01:51:07,130 I gotta dress. 1324 01:51:07,230 --> 01:51:09,232 - Claude. - Yeah. 1325 01:51:09,333 --> 01:51:11,702 - Fight's off. - What's wrong? 1326 01:51:11,802 --> 01:51:14,872 - Stinkolas never showed! - [speaks Spanish] 1327 01:51:14,972 --> 01:51:17,441 - I was gonna lay book too. - Anybody else have fighters? 1328 01:51:17,541 --> 01:51:18,942 [Earle] No one around here. 1329 01:51:20,478 --> 01:51:22,980 Shall we vamoose? 1330 01:51:25,082 --> 01:51:27,718 That's a good champagne. 1331 01:51:29,820 --> 01:51:31,822 Put it on ice. 1332 01:51:41,999 --> 01:51:47,070 This is my champ, Juju. I gave $50 and a shotgun for him. 1333 01:51:47,170 --> 01:51:51,041 You've got five of 'em. You sell me one and I'll fight him against... 1334 01:51:51,141 --> 01:51:52,610 - Pit him. Pit him. - Huh? 1335 01:51:52,710 --> 01:51:55,312 I'll pit him against your Juju. 1336 01:51:55,413 --> 01:51:58,181 - Put your boy Red in. - Oh, OK. 1337 01:51:58,281 --> 01:52:03,821 - Hermano 15 bucks. I'll give you two to one. - [rooster crows] 1338 01:52:08,125 --> 01:52:11,829 What do you call that, a goose? I wouldn't bait hook with it. 1339 01:52:11,929 --> 01:52:14,498 It's a frame-up. Let me handle it, mister. 1340 01:52:14,598 --> 01:52:16,166 I handled my first bird when I was ten. 1341 01:52:16,266 --> 01:52:20,103 I fought chickens all over the Southwest and Mexico. 1342 01:52:33,383 --> 01:52:34,852 [Claude] Have we got a chance? 1343 01:52:34,952 --> 01:52:37,354 Well, his comb ain't bright enough for fighting condition, 1344 01:52:37,455 --> 01:52:39,557 but he's strong. 1345 01:52:40,658 --> 01:52:43,193 Uh-oh, I told you we'd been cold-decked. 1346 01:52:43,293 --> 01:52:48,799 - His beak is cracked. - That's no crack. It's just a mark. 1347 01:52:48,899 --> 01:52:50,367 [laughs] 1348 01:52:50,468 --> 01:52:55,939 Hey, good heart, good heart! We fight, but no bet. No bet! 1349 01:52:56,039 --> 01:52:59,009 - [Abe laughs] - [Earle] All right, get ready! 1350 01:52:59,109 --> 01:53:02,546 - Get ready. - OK. 1351 01:53:02,646 --> 01:53:03,881 - Yeah, OK, OK! - Pit 'em! 1352 01:53:03,981 --> 01:53:05,549 - [man speaks Spanish] - Ready? 1353 01:53:05,649 --> 01:53:08,652 - Pit 'em. - [shouting] 1354 01:53:14,057 --> 01:53:15,425 [man speaking Spanish] 1355 01:53:15,526 --> 01:53:17,628 [Abe] I think we got a hit! Come on, now! 1356 01:53:17,728 --> 01:53:22,065 I... Oh! I told you we got a donkey here! 1357 01:53:22,165 --> 01:53:26,003 [man speaking Spanish] 1358 01:53:29,406 --> 01:53:32,943 OK, wait a minute, wait a minute! 1359 01:53:33,043 --> 01:53:35,813 Hold it, hold it! 1360 01:53:35,913 --> 01:53:40,250 - Pit 'em! - [speaking Spanish] 1361 01:53:40,350 --> 01:53:44,387 [shouting] 1362 01:53:44,488 --> 01:53:47,825 [Abe] Stick up, stick up, come on! 1363 01:53:47,925 --> 01:53:49,893 [crowing] 1364 01:53:49,993 --> 01:53:53,531 - [speaking Spanish] - Fight, fight! 1365 01:53:58,168 --> 01:54:01,404 - Everything look all right? - You look ridiculous. 1366 01:54:01,505 --> 01:54:06,076 God! Only a nigger could wear an outfit like that. 1367 01:54:06,176 --> 01:54:10,380 [Abe] Come on, come on! Come on, get him! Come on! 1368 01:54:10,480 --> 01:54:12,650 [man speaking Spanish] 1369 01:54:15,185 --> 01:54:19,523 On top, on top, on top! Stick, stick, stick! 1370 01:54:19,623 --> 01:54:22,059 [man speaking Spanish] 1371 01:54:22,159 --> 01:54:25,596 [crowing] 1372 01:54:28,065 --> 01:54:30,467 - [Earle] Handle him! - [Abe] Oh, God! Handle him! 1373 01:54:30,568 --> 01:54:32,202 Handle him! 1374 01:54:32,302 --> 01:54:34,237 You'll be OK, sweetie. 1375 01:54:34,337 --> 01:54:37,240 - Get ready. - Wait a minute! 1376 01:54:39,476 --> 01:54:43,614 [exhaling] 1377 01:54:49,687 --> 01:54:51,054 [Abe] Come here, baby. 1378 01:54:52,623 --> 01:54:54,958 - OK. - [Earle] OK. 1379 01:54:55,058 --> 01:54:58,495 - Yeah, OK! Pit 'em! Go! - Pit 'em. 1380 01:54:58,596 --> 01:55:01,231 Come on, go! Go, honey, go, honey! 1381 01:55:01,331 --> 01:55:03,366 On top, on top! 1382 01:55:03,466 --> 01:55:06,637 - Handle him, handle him! - Get 'em out of here! 1383 01:55:06,737 --> 01:55:08,538 Get that stinking cannibal off! 1384 01:55:08,639 --> 01:55:11,241 - [crowing] - Whoo-hoo! 1385 01:55:11,341 --> 01:55:14,277 [man speaking Spanish] 1386 01:55:17,280 --> 01:55:20,718 Yee-ha! [speaking Spanish] 1387 01:55:20,818 --> 01:55:25,756 You like my champion, eh, shorty, eh? [laughs] 1388 01:55:31,862 --> 01:55:36,800 * I'm flying high like a star in the sky * 1389 01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:40,070 * As I flutter around... 1390 01:55:40,170 --> 01:55:44,241 Really, Claude, I mean, as an art director, what do you think? 1391 01:55:44,341 --> 01:55:47,745 - Isn't it just a little gaudy? - No, stunning! Very... 1392 01:55:47,845 --> 01:55:50,180 I drank bootleg better than this! 1393 01:55:50,280 --> 01:55:54,351 [Faye] My dear, what's happened to Mr. Estee's champagne? 1394 01:55:54,451 --> 01:55:59,890 I'm interested in your opinion, Claude, because I'm in pictures. 1395 01:55:59,990 --> 01:56:05,262 Only extra work now, but... I haven't had a real chance yet. 1396 01:56:05,362 --> 01:56:07,264 Acting's in my blood. 1397 01:56:07,364 --> 01:56:12,135 We Greeners, we're all theater people from way back. 1398 01:56:13,070 --> 01:56:15,739 [humming] 1399 01:56:18,976 --> 01:56:22,713 I'm working on my wardrobe a lot lately. I don't believe in luck. 1400 01:56:22,813 --> 01:56:26,684 [laughs] Luck's just hard work, they say, 1401 01:56:26,784 --> 01:56:30,387 and I'm willing to work hard as anyone. 1402 01:56:33,891 --> 01:56:36,760 Who wants to dance with me? 1403 01:56:40,664 --> 01:56:42,933 Give me that. 1404 01:56:47,137 --> 01:56:48,571 Toddy... 1405 01:56:48,672 --> 01:56:52,776 - Don't call me Toddy. - Sorry. 1406 01:56:52,876 --> 01:56:55,679 Don't keep saying you're sorry. 1407 01:57:02,085 --> 01:57:05,689 Will you quit that? Jesus Christ! 1408 01:57:05,789 --> 01:57:09,092 - [Faye whooping] - [champagne cork pops] 1409 01:57:09,192 --> 01:57:13,630 [Homer] I try so hard, and nothing I do seems to make her happy. 1410 01:57:13,731 --> 01:57:16,566 - We don't have any fun anymore. - [Tod] Stop whining, Homer. 1411 01:57:16,666 --> 01:57:21,071 You think you're the only guy that's been cold-decked by a dumb blonde? 1412 01:57:21,171 --> 01:57:26,376 - Shit, what's so special about you? - You're awfully young. 1413 01:57:29,312 --> 01:57:32,615 Don't patronize me. You're a snob. 1414 01:57:32,716 --> 01:57:35,052 You're a Bible-thumping, superior, goddamn snob! 1415 01:57:35,152 --> 01:57:39,389 - Don't be mad at me, Toddy. - I'm not mad at you, Homey. 1416 01:57:39,489 --> 01:57:42,025 Come on! Drink up, sloppy boppy! 1417 01:57:42,125 --> 01:57:45,495 - [moaning] - [laughing] 1418 01:57:45,595 --> 01:57:48,231 You got what you wanted! What the hell do you want? 1419 01:57:48,331 --> 01:57:51,568 She's a whore, Homer, she's your business arrangement! 1420 01:57:51,668 --> 01:57:55,238 Look in the mirror! Face your face, you stupid son of a bitch! 1421 01:57:55,338 --> 01:57:59,409 - [Faye laughing] - [jazz plays] 1422 01:58:01,011 --> 01:58:03,881 Oh, oh, oh! Oh, boy! 1423 01:58:06,216 --> 01:58:09,419 What a quiff! What a quiff! 1424 01:58:17,594 --> 01:58:20,998 [shouting, laughter] 1425 01:58:25,869 --> 01:58:29,306 [woman singing on record] 1426 01:58:35,112 --> 01:58:37,680 * Let the Lord hear you shout 1427 01:58:37,781 --> 01:58:39,917 * Pour that music right out 1428 01:58:40,017 --> 01:58:43,854 * Sing your song tonight 1429 01:58:43,954 --> 01:58:46,589 * Whenever there's music 1430 01:58:46,689 --> 01:58:49,392 [all shouting, laughing] 1431 01:58:49,492 --> 01:58:52,195 [Abe humming] 1432 01:58:52,295 --> 01:58:55,298 What? Mm! 1433 01:58:55,398 --> 01:58:59,569 Ah! Hey, move over, lard-ass, I want a dance. 1434 01:58:59,669 --> 01:59:02,305 - [laughing] - [Abe] What the hell are you laughing about, 1435 01:59:02,405 --> 01:59:05,142 you fugitive from Western Costume? 1436 01:59:05,242 --> 01:59:08,445 For two cents, I'd knock you out of them prop boots! 1437 01:59:08,545 --> 01:59:10,447 Come on. 1438 01:59:13,884 --> 01:59:16,619 Oh! Goddamn! 1439 01:59:16,719 --> 01:59:19,389 [Abe humming] 1440 01:59:19,489 --> 01:59:21,859 Hey! Oh! 1441 01:59:24,727 --> 01:59:27,164 - Yah! - Ow! 1442 01:59:29,266 --> 01:59:31,801 [Faye screams] 1443 01:59:33,770 --> 01:59:36,006 Come on, kid, let's get out of here. 1444 01:59:36,106 --> 01:59:38,741 Jawohl, brave leader. 1445 01:59:38,842 --> 01:59:42,445 Can always count on you in a crisis, Estee. 1446 01:59:42,545 --> 01:59:45,748 Jesus Christ! 1447 01:59:45,849 --> 01:59:48,518 You filthy spy! 1448 01:59:48,618 --> 01:59:51,288 You dirty peeping Tom! 1449 01:59:56,459 --> 01:59:59,096 - [Claude] Hackett! - [record stops] 1450 01:59:59,196 --> 02:00:01,098 [Claude] Hackett, you coming with me? 1451 02:00:01,198 --> 02:00:03,366 [Abe] Come on! Anybody coming? Let's get out of here. 1452 02:00:03,466 --> 02:00:07,204 - Let's go to a cat house. - [Claude] Hackett! 1453 02:00:23,020 --> 02:00:24,721 [knocking on door] 1454 02:00:24,821 --> 02:00:27,024 - [Tod] Homer! - Who is it? 1455 02:00:27,124 --> 02:00:29,759 Homey, it's me, Toddy. 1456 02:00:29,859 --> 02:00:33,596 Go away. Please. 1457 02:00:38,368 --> 02:00:39,636 [door closes] 1458 02:00:40,437 --> 02:00:42,339 Claude! 1459 02:00:43,373 --> 02:00:45,408 Estee! 1460 02:00:54,217 --> 02:00:56,319 [sighs] 1461 02:01:08,065 --> 02:01:11,468 [Faye moaning from nearby room] 1462 02:01:33,123 --> 02:01:35,625 [moaning continues] 1463 02:02:04,787 --> 02:02:07,290 [Earle] What's going on? 1464 02:02:10,693 --> 02:02:14,964 Faye was sick and I was taking her some aspirins. 1465 02:02:15,898 --> 02:02:18,735 [moaning continues] 1466 02:02:23,040 --> 02:02:24,707 You son of a bitch! 1467 02:02:25,708 --> 02:02:28,578 [Faye screams] 1468 02:02:28,678 --> 02:02:31,081 Supposed to be my friend! 1469 02:02:35,052 --> 02:02:37,220 I'll kill you! 1470 02:02:39,756 --> 02:02:42,792 [Faye] Get out of here! 1471 02:02:42,892 --> 02:02:44,461 Get out of here! 1472 02:02:45,662 --> 02:02:47,864 Get out of here! 1473 02:02:47,964 --> 02:02:49,499 Get out! 1474 02:02:53,103 --> 02:02:57,207 - [glass shatters] - [shouting] 1475 02:03:12,989 --> 02:03:17,627 [Homer] It wasn't true what people thought about her. 1476 02:03:17,727 --> 02:03:22,732 In the morning, curled up like a little girl. 1477 02:03:24,134 --> 02:03:26,669 Sometimes at night. 1478 02:03:26,769 --> 02:03:30,240 And she'd say she wasn't angry at me... 1479 02:03:30,340 --> 02:03:32,775 ...and kiss me good night... 1480 02:03:33,510 --> 02:03:34,911 ...and... 1481 02:03:35,011 --> 02:03:37,647 ...it'd mean such happiness. 1482 02:03:40,083 --> 02:03:42,385 She liked fun, 1483 02:03:42,485 --> 02:03:45,855 like sunshine in my life. 1484 02:03:45,955 --> 02:03:49,126 People need love. 1485 02:03:49,926 --> 02:03:53,062 People don't understand that. 1486 02:03:54,297 --> 02:03:55,937 You shouldn't have said those things to me 1487 02:03:55,998 --> 02:03:58,235 because you hurt me. But I wasn't angry, 1488 02:03:58,335 --> 02:04:00,503 because I understood how mean she could be. 1489 02:04:00,603 --> 02:04:05,542 I knew it was hard for her and sometimes she needed 1490 02:04:05,642 --> 02:04:08,911 more than an old man like me. 1491 02:04:09,011 --> 02:04:12,582 But I wasn't angry, because she made me happy. 1492 02:04:12,682 --> 02:04:18,688 I never thought what it would be like... when she went away. 1493 02:04:19,956 --> 02:04:22,625 - I'll find her. - No. 1494 02:04:23,160 --> 02:04:24,927 No... 1495 02:04:25,027 --> 02:04:26,963 Only if she wanted to come back. 1496 02:04:27,063 --> 02:04:31,468 I only wanted her to be happy. 1497 02:04:33,270 --> 02:04:35,838 When she smiled... 1498 02:04:36,673 --> 02:04:38,841 ...I felt good. 1499 02:04:42,679 --> 02:04:45,848 It wasn't true what people thought. 1500 02:04:47,049 --> 02:04:49,051 She liked fun, 1501 02:04:49,152 --> 02:04:52,689 like sunshine in my life. 1502 02:04:52,789 --> 02:04:56,125 I understood when her father died. 1503 02:04:56,226 --> 02:04:59,429 Children need love. 1504 02:05:02,365 --> 02:05:05,202 People don't understand. 1505 02:05:08,605 --> 02:05:13,676 [sobbing] Oh, Lord, forgive me for harboring 1506 02:05:13,776 --> 02:05:16,979 such unworthy thoughts, but sometimes I wish 1507 02:05:17,079 --> 02:05:20,450 I could tear it all down! 1508 02:05:26,789 --> 02:05:29,992 Oh, Jesus! 1509 02:05:30,092 --> 02:05:32,762 Oh, Jesus! 1510 02:05:37,967 --> 02:05:40,270 [Homer] Come home. 1511 02:05:41,238 --> 02:05:43,940 Please come home. 1512 02:05:47,277 --> 02:05:49,579 Come home. 1513 02:05:51,914 --> 02:05:54,517 Come home. 1514 02:05:56,118 --> 02:05:58,588 Come home. 1515 02:06:11,100 --> 02:06:13,612 [man over loudspeaker] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen in radio land! 1516 02:06:13,636 --> 02:06:15,438 We're speaking to you from the forecourt 1517 02:06:15,538 --> 02:06:18,575 of Grauman's Chinese Theatre here in Hollywood, California, 1518 02:06:18,675 --> 02:06:21,143 where tonight, thousands upon thousands of people 1519 02:06:21,244 --> 02:06:24,046 have gathered to pay their respects to the great showman, 1520 02:06:24,146 --> 02:06:27,850 Cecil B. DeMille, and the world premiere of The Buccaneer, 1521 02:06:27,950 --> 02:06:31,187 starring Fredric March, Anthony Quinn, Douglass Dumbrille, 1522 02:06:31,288 --> 02:06:33,055 Walter Brennan, Beulah Bondi. 1523 02:06:33,155 --> 02:06:35,858 You name them, we've got them in this great picture tonight. 1524 02:06:35,958 --> 02:06:38,728 Ladies and gentlemen, one of Paramount's fine studio executives, 1525 02:06:38,828 --> 02:06:41,764 - Mr. Ben Shapiro. - Let him through, please. He's just a baby. 1526 02:06:41,864 --> 02:06:44,133 Let him through so he can see. Thank you very much. 1527 02:06:44,233 --> 02:06:48,137 [announcer] It's time for a great picture, the greatest picture I ever saw! 1528 02:06:48,237 --> 02:06:50,072 [overlapping announcements] 1529 02:06:50,172 --> 02:06:53,009 - [cheering] - Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed... 1530 02:06:53,109 --> 02:06:55,989 - [all shouting] - ...the first of our stars is arriving in the limousine, 1531 02:06:56,045 --> 02:06:59,749 and it's... Yes, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Merle Oberon! 1532 02:06:59,849 --> 02:07:03,820 - [cheering] - Miss Oberon! Miss Oberon! 1533 02:07:03,920 --> 02:07:07,223 I've been waiting for hours and hours! 1534 02:07:07,324 --> 02:07:10,827 [PA announcement continues] 1535 02:07:12,329 --> 02:07:15,965 - Hey, let's move it up there! - All right! 1536 02:07:17,934 --> 02:07:21,471 Extra, extra! Paper, sir? Extra, extra, read all about it! 1537 02:07:21,571 --> 02:07:23,673 [police whistle blows] 1538 02:07:23,773 --> 02:07:25,808 Homer! Homer! 1539 02:07:25,908 --> 02:07:27,677 [PA announcements continue] 1540 02:07:31,180 --> 02:07:35,385 Homer, get in the car and I'll drive you. 1541 02:07:35,485 --> 02:07:37,787 - Thieves! - Shit! 1542 02:07:37,887 --> 02:07:41,991 Homer, stay right here and I'll be right back. Stay right here! 1543 02:07:42,091 --> 02:07:45,261 [PA] ...might have recognized, most of you are sitting close by, 1544 02:07:45,362 --> 02:07:49,866 have already arrived. Ladies and gentlemen, Ginger Rogers! 1545 02:07:49,966 --> 02:07:52,802 [cheering, shouting] 1546 02:07:55,805 --> 02:07:58,741 [PA] Ginger Rogers and Tyrone Power! 1547 02:07:58,841 --> 02:08:02,278 Ginger, I know that all these people here, 1548 02:08:02,379 --> 02:08:03,989 your thousands of fans in radio want to hear... 1549 02:08:04,013 --> 02:08:09,285 Hey! Hey! Hey, get out of here! 1550 02:08:09,386 --> 02:08:11,153 Get this guy out of here, will you? 1551 02:08:11,253 --> 02:08:13,089 [Ginger] ...but I just love CB. 1552 02:08:13,189 --> 02:08:16,092 And I love you too! 1553 02:08:21,764 --> 02:08:25,201 [man] You ladies listening in on radio will have to go to your favorite theater 1554 02:08:25,301 --> 02:08:27,670 and see the newsreels of this big event tonight 1555 02:08:27,770 --> 02:08:29,506 to really know what I mean. 1556 02:08:29,606 --> 02:08:31,641 Another car is driving up, ladies and gentlemen! 1557 02:08:31,741 --> 02:08:34,411 Here they are, the lovers of the silver screen, 1558 02:08:34,511 --> 02:08:39,215 Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy! 1559 02:08:39,315 --> 02:08:40,917 Nelson, I see you've traded in 1560 02:08:41,017 --> 02:08:43,953 your Northwest Mountie outfit tonight for a tuxedo. 1561 02:08:44,053 --> 02:08:48,190 You look absolutely magnificent! Thank you for coming! 1562 02:08:48,290 --> 02:08:50,126 Good night, Jeanette. 1563 02:08:51,894 --> 02:08:54,163 Ladies and gentlemen, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce 1564 02:08:54,263 --> 02:08:58,935 has provided me with pages and pages of facts and figures about tonight. 1565 02:08:59,035 --> 02:09:02,705 - [man] Hey! - Come on, come on, buddy! Watch your step! 1566 02:09:02,805 --> 02:09:06,342 - Watch your step! - [all shouting] 1567 02:09:06,443 --> 02:09:09,812 Stop pushing! Get back! Get back! 1568 02:09:09,912 --> 02:09:13,450 Get out of the way! For God's sakes, get out of the way! 1569 02:09:13,550 --> 02:09:17,687 [PA] Dick Powell... and Miriam Karlin! 1570 02:09:23,059 --> 02:09:26,362 Thank you so much for taking the time to stop by. Dick Powell! 1571 02:09:26,463 --> 02:09:29,365 [cheering] 1572 02:09:29,466 --> 02:09:32,001 [PA] Dick, we just want to talk to you a moment. 1573 02:09:32,101 --> 02:09:35,104 I know that your new picture is Naughty But Nice, right? 1574 02:09:35,204 --> 02:09:36,606 - Right. - Lovely Ann Sheridan. 1575 02:09:36,706 --> 02:09:38,841 We'll all look forward to seeing you in that! 1576 02:09:38,941 --> 02:09:41,544 Good luck and enjoy it inside, too. 1577 02:09:41,644 --> 02:09:44,013 Bye-bye, then. 1578 02:09:44,113 --> 02:09:46,315 Nazi spy! 1579 02:09:46,415 --> 02:09:48,317 [laughs] 1580 02:09:48,417 --> 02:09:52,555 - [PA] Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna... - [blows raspberry] 1581 02:09:53,723 --> 02:09:55,992 * Jeepers, creepers 1582 02:09:56,092 --> 02:09:59,462 * Where'd ya get those peepers? * 1583 02:09:59,562 --> 02:10:01,998 * Jeepers, creepers 1584 02:10:02,098 --> 02:10:04,701 * Where'd ya get those eyes? * 1585 02:10:04,801 --> 02:10:07,369 * Gosh, all get up 1586 02:10:07,470 --> 02:10:09,672 * How'd they get so lit up? 1587 02:10:09,772 --> 02:10:12,775 * Gosh, all get up 1588 02:10:12,875 --> 02:10:14,611 * How'd they get that size? 1589 02:10:14,711 --> 02:10:16,421 [PA] ...The Buccaneer. Arriving, ladies and gentlemen, 1590 02:10:16,445 --> 02:10:21,017 the very beautiful Miss Glenda Farrell! 1591 02:10:22,384 --> 02:10:26,088 - [laughs] - [moaning] 1592 02:10:28,224 --> 02:10:30,624 [PA] And right behind Ms. Farrell's car, ladies and gentlemen, 1593 02:10:30,660 --> 02:10:32,862 is that new young star of The Buccaneer, 1594 02:10:32,962 --> 02:10:36,332 you're going to be thrilled when you see him, Anthony Quinn. 1595 02:10:36,432 --> 02:10:40,102 [shouting] 1596 02:10:40,202 --> 02:10:41,880 - [groaning] - [PA] Now, ladies and gentlemen, 1597 02:10:41,904 --> 02:10:43,740 getting out of his automobile... 1598 02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:45,642 [screams] 1599 02:10:45,742 --> 02:10:49,579 - [shouting] - [screaming] 1600 02:10:53,650 --> 02:10:56,953 - [PA] ...we were hoping to... - [screaming] 1601 02:10:57,053 --> 02:11:00,289 - [Homer grunting] - [coughing] 1602 02:11:00,389 --> 02:11:02,525 [PA] ...pictures and the press can get all they want, 1603 02:11:02,625 --> 02:11:06,529 - newsreels... - [groaning] 1604 02:11:06,629 --> 02:11:08,531 I'm sorry we can't get our radio microphone, 1605 02:11:08,631 --> 02:11:10,166 but they're over there now. 1606 02:11:10,266 --> 02:11:13,069 Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Beulah Bondi 1607 02:11:13,169 --> 02:11:18,340 - and Mr. Walter Brennan! - [woman] Murderer! 1608 02:11:18,440 --> 02:11:20,109 - [PA continues] - Kill him! 1609 02:11:20,209 --> 02:11:23,512 - Some parent killed a kid! - [PA continues] 1610 02:11:23,613 --> 02:11:25,615 - Beat him! - He's a killer! 1611 02:11:25,715 --> 02:11:27,316 Kill him! Kill him! 1612 02:11:27,416 --> 02:11:29,385 [PA] This crowd tonight is wonderful. 1613 02:11:29,485 --> 02:11:33,055 [all shouting] 1614 02:11:33,690 --> 02:11:36,258 Come on, take him! 1615 02:11:36,358 --> 02:11:39,161 - [all shouting] - [PA continues] 1616 02:11:39,261 --> 02:11:42,832 ...the star of The Buccaneer, Mr. Fredric March! 1617 02:11:42,932 --> 02:11:45,768 - Please sign my book! - [Fredric] And I might tell you 1618 02:11:45,868 --> 02:11:49,271 - that the weatherman has played a great role here... - Tod! 1619 02:11:49,371 --> 02:11:52,374 - Tod! Come here! - The sky is crystal clear... 1620 02:11:52,474 --> 02:11:55,578 Ladies and gentlemen, something's going on across the street. 1621 02:11:55,678 --> 02:11:57,614 I can't see. The klieg lights are in my eyes. 1622 02:11:57,714 --> 02:12:00,049 But I tell you, these enthusiastic crowds here 1623 02:12:00,149 --> 02:12:02,585 tonight are something else! I don't know what it is, 1624 02:12:02,685 --> 02:12:07,657 it looks... That's a first for Hollywood where a star is being carried by fans 1625 02:12:07,757 --> 02:12:09,792 all over the intersection here. 1626 02:12:09,892 --> 02:12:12,461 Tod! 1627 02:12:12,561 --> 02:12:13,930 But don't worry about it... 1628 02:12:14,030 --> 02:12:15,765 Homer! 1629 02:12:18,000 --> 02:12:19,836 Homer! 1630 02:12:21,537 --> 02:12:22,672 Homer! 1631 02:12:22,772 --> 02:12:24,212 [PA] ...if someone here knows exactly 1632 02:12:24,306 --> 02:12:25,708 what's going on out there. 1633 02:12:25,808 --> 02:12:27,309 This is not new to Hollywood. 1634 02:12:27,409 --> 02:12:29,411 - [screaming] - Homer! 1635 02:12:29,511 --> 02:12:30,923 [PA] I hope my producer can find out, 1636 02:12:30,947 --> 02:12:34,016 - maybe can get back to me. - [screaming] 1637 02:12:34,116 --> 02:12:36,518 [Tod] Homer! 1638 02:12:36,619 --> 02:12:39,255 Put him down! Homer! 1639 02:12:39,355 --> 02:12:41,658 [police whistle blowing] 1640 02:12:41,758 --> 02:12:44,060 - Homer! - ...world premiere, 1641 02:12:44,160 --> 02:12:46,395 here at Grauman's Chinese in Hollywood. 1642 02:12:46,495 --> 02:12:49,231 [screaming] 1643 02:12:49,331 --> 02:12:51,600 [PA] And that person being carried across... 1644 02:12:51,701 --> 02:12:54,771 Homer! Put him down! 1645 02:12:54,871 --> 02:12:57,539 [PA] I'm not going to fall into that trap. 1646 02:12:57,640 --> 02:12:59,676 In all my years of broadcasting, 1647 02:12:59,776 --> 02:13:02,111 I have never seen crowd reaction like this! 1648 02:13:02,211 --> 02:13:04,480 They're going absolutely frenzied! 1649 02:13:04,580 --> 02:13:08,851 At this premiere tonight, the police cut off in the middle of the street, 1650 02:13:08,951 --> 02:13:11,353 but everything's under control! 1651 02:13:11,453 --> 02:13:13,289 I tell you, if you were here, 1652 02:13:13,389 --> 02:13:17,293 you wouldn't even believe what your eyes can see! 1653 02:13:17,393 --> 02:13:21,764 This crowd is just 10,000 enthusiastic, happy, 1654 02:13:21,864 --> 02:13:24,801 - wonderful people! - Don't, don't, please! 1655 02:13:24,901 --> 02:13:27,837 Please don't! Please don't! 1656 02:13:27,937 --> 02:13:33,309 - [PA] But no matter what you hear... - [shouting] 1657 02:13:33,409 --> 02:13:37,780 They're loving every living minute that they're screaming here! 1658 02:13:37,880 --> 02:13:40,216 If you don't believe me, listen! 1659 02:13:40,316 --> 02:13:44,486 - [screaming] - Listen to this bedlam here in Hollywood! 1660 02:13:44,586 --> 02:13:49,025 You hear that? If you don't believe me, go to your favorite theater next week... 1661 02:13:49,125 --> 02:13:51,794 - [microphone cuts off] - [feedback] 1662 02:13:51,894 --> 02:13:53,730 [all shouting] 1663 02:13:53,830 --> 02:13:57,900 Get off! Get off me! 1664 02:13:58,801 --> 02:14:00,803 [sirens wailing] 1665 02:14:00,903 --> 02:14:03,840 [Tod moaning] 1666 02:14:06,876 --> 02:14:09,278 [screaming] 1667 02:14:09,378 --> 02:14:12,448 [all screaming] 1668 02:14:14,250 --> 02:14:16,886 Tod! 1669 02:14:21,724 --> 02:14:23,960 - [screaming] - Stay away! 1670 02:14:25,694 --> 02:14:28,998 Tod, please! 1671 02:14:31,700 --> 02:14:34,103 [all shouting] 1672 02:14:34,203 --> 02:14:36,338 [sobbing] Baby... 1673 02:14:48,751 --> 02:14:51,087 Oh, God! Help me! Get me out of this! 1674 02:14:51,187 --> 02:14:53,890 Let me in the car! Get out of my way! 1675 02:14:53,990 --> 02:14:56,625 Oh, God! Oh, God! Thank God! 1676 02:14:56,725 --> 02:15:00,362 - [all shouting] - Son of a bitch! Get out of here! 1677 02:15:00,462 --> 02:15:02,698 Come on! Get that nigger! Kill him! 1678 02:15:02,799 --> 02:15:07,336 - Oh, God! Stop them! - Close the window! 1679 02:15:07,436 --> 02:15:09,471 [screaming] 1680 02:15:11,941 --> 02:15:15,311 [sirens wailing] 1681 02:16:18,007 --> 02:16:20,209 [man screaming] 1682 02:16:26,682 --> 02:16:28,851 [all shouting] 1683 02:16:28,951 --> 02:16:31,520 Keep them out! Out! 1684 02:16:42,364 --> 02:16:46,002 [woman moaning] 1685 02:17:00,549 --> 02:17:06,222 [Tod sobbing, screaming] 1686 02:17:13,562 --> 02:17:17,299 [cackling] 1687 02:17:26,943 --> 02:17:30,646 [moaning] 1688 02:18:08,484 --> 02:18:12,054 [rumbling] 1689 02:18:20,196 --> 02:18:24,700 [voices shouting, moaning] 1690 02:18:54,830 --> 02:18:59,335 [moaning, screaming] 1691 02:19:10,979 --> 02:19:14,216 [panting, gasping] 1692 02:19:49,651 --> 02:19:53,189 [sirens blaring] 1693 02:21:57,179 --> 02:22:00,182 ["Jeepers Creepers" fades in] 1694 02:22:18,534 --> 02:22:21,169 * It's got to be sunny to me 1695 02:22:21,270 --> 02:22:24,105 * When your eyes look into mine * 1696 02:22:24,206 --> 02:22:27,343 * Oh, jeepers, creepers 1697 02:22:27,443 --> 02:22:30,346 * Where'd you get those peepers * 1698 02:22:30,446 --> 02:22:32,814 * Jeepers, creepers 1699 02:22:32,914 --> 02:22:35,284 * Where'd you get those eyes? * 1700 02:22:35,384 --> 02:22:38,554 * Oh, gosh all get up 1701 02:22:38,654 --> 02:22:41,323 * How'd you get so lit up 1702 02:22:41,423 --> 02:22:44,293 * Gosh, all get up 1703 02:22:44,393 --> 02:22:46,262 * How'd they get that size? 1704 02:22:46,362 --> 02:22:49,631 * Oh, golly gee 1705 02:22:49,731 --> 02:22:52,734 * When you turn the heaters on * 1706 02:22:52,834 --> 02:22:54,770 * Woe is me 1707 02:22:54,870 --> 02:22:58,073 * Got to put my cheaters on * 1708 02:22:58,173 --> 02:23:01,076 * Jeepers, creepers 1709 02:23:01,176 --> 02:23:03,912 * Where'd you get those peepers? * 1710 02:23:04,012 --> 02:23:06,648 * Oh, those weepers 1711 02:23:06,748 --> 02:23:09,485 * How they hypnotize, yes 1712 02:23:09,585 --> 02:23:11,853 * Where'd you get those eyes? 1713 02:23:11,953 --> 02:23:15,123 * Where'd you get those eyes at? * 1714 02:23:15,223 --> 02:23:17,759 * Where'd you get those eyes? 1715 02:23:17,859 --> 02:23:21,330 [scatting] 1716 02:23:21,430 --> 02:23:24,099 * Those eyes * 1717 02:23:24,199 --> 02:23:26,902 [song continues, instrumental]